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Author Topic: I'M HERE TO ARREST THE FRAUDS AND KEEP THE PEACE!!!  (Read 2724 times)
OFFICER FURMAN
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« on: December 07, 2005, 04:43:01 PM »

OFFICER FURMAN HERE ON THE BEAT TO ISSUE FORUM ARREST WARRANTS FOR A THOMAS WENDT---A FELLOW WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF BURTON----AND ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PARTNERS IN CRIME WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF JOE B. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU GUYS I WILL BE FORCED TO RUN YOU IN FOR DISTURBING THE FORUM PEACE. GOT IT. I AM THE FORUM POLICE OFFICER AND I AM SWORN TO HAND OUT JUSTICE AS I SEE FIT. I DON'T LIKE FRAUDS AND WILL ARREST ANYBODY WHO IS ONE. IF ANY OF THE GOOD POSTERS ON THIS SITE LIKE--THE NANCES SEE ANY OF THESE FRAUDS, PLEASE ALERT OFFICER FURMAN AND I WILL ISSUE AN INTERNET ARREST WARRANT FOR THEM. THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING TO ALL OF THESE FRAUDS, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB TO DO!!!

THE ONE AND ONLY, OFFICER FURMAN 8)
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 04:48:45 PM »

I have to admit - that was a pretty good one Dan.
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2005, 04:56:24 PM »

MR JOE B WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE A INTERNET ARREST WARRANT FOR YOU AND I WILL FIND YOU. YOU CAN RUN BUT CANNOT HIDE FROM OFFICER FURMAN AND MY BOUNTY HUNTER PAL, DOG CHAPMAN. NOW TELL ME YOUR LAST KNOWN ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND MT PEOPLE OUT TO SERVE THIS WARRANT AND BREAK YOUR DOOR DOWN. I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND EITHER!!!!! 8)
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 04:57:05 PM »

Slap those cuffs on your self Nancey boy!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 05:01:35 PM »

MR BURTON I HAVE ALSO RECIEVED HUNDREDS OF COMPLAINTS FROM OTHER GOOD FORUM POSTERS LIKE THE NANCES WHO WANT TO ALL THREE OF YOU FRAUDS REMOVED FROM THIS FORUM AND ARRESTED. I NEED YOUR LAST KNOWN ADDRESS SO I CAN PROCEED TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND BUST YOUR EMPTY HEAD OPEN. I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU EITHER MR. BURTON. COME CLEAN NOW!!! 8)
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2005, 05:04:23 PM »

Dan - I think Vito the Capper and Burton might be related somehow....seems like they are teaming up on you all the time.....better check it out.   Joe B
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2005, 05:11:49 PM »

Nance,
I was going to congratulate you.
You almost went a whole day without mislabelling me with the Tom Wendt Moniker.
But you blew it!

You stupid racist, horse juicing former trainer!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2005, 05:14:59 PM »

Burton - you forgot one thing....compulsive gambler.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2005, 05:29:11 PM »

Here is another example of what is not needed in this or any other horse forum.

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Dan - I think Vito the Capper and Burton might be related somehow....seems like they are teaming up on you all the time.....better check it out.   Joe B

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But more of Nance bashing will always be appreciated..........And i
wouldn't mind "doing the bashing".

Nance maybe if you are lucky enough you will never get to meet me.But till then consider youself unlucky.
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2005, 05:31:24 PM »

OFFICER FURMAN -  IF YOU"RE REALLY LOOKING FOR BURTON, I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE....IF MY MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY, BURTON AND YOUR MAIN MAN BOOM BOOM USE THE SAME BARBER.  SO GIVE RONNIE A CALL TO FIND OUT WHO THIS BURTON GUY REALLY IS...
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2005, 05:39:03 PM »

Vito - are you as good capping bball as you are at horses?? looking for a good opinion on these 3:
Utah -3 at Tor
NYK +8 at LAC
Phoe +4 at Gold St.
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2005, 06:06:53 PM »

Joe B if i was guessing you are baiting me to give out my hoop plays.

You know damn well how good i am .

Never did i mention my Hoop handicapping on here and yet you come with that question.

Joe my last post on on the" other" site in hoops was a losing nite.Up till then i was covering my games by a percentage even i couldnt believe!!

The crew i follow in sports  is 2nd to None!!

All my post on the other site are posted well in advance   go look ..my record stands for itself

I do not play much NBA unless i have a good edge on a total...

College hoops and foots is were i make money.....

i rarely bet the NFL straights but the totals i am a standout ....
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2005, 06:22:40 PM »

Vito - not sure what other site you're speaking of...sorry.  Time for me to play a home team robin of Tor / LAC / Gold St.....I'll be checking the scores as i'm playing Maywood tonight...like Sidecar in the second.  Good Luck to all.
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2005, 06:31:39 PM »

Toronto will beat LAL tonite...not Utah and for those of you who will bash me for talking bball handicapping on here.....consider the meaningfulness of the thread to begin with....and its source. Thank You.  Joe B  Go Raptors
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2005, 06:32:51 PM »

I have to admit - that was a pretty good one Dan.

Janine I'm sorry but these guys keep it up with me.


   Joe B. you F*ckin jagoff prick ***. I didn't write this crap. Kiss my F*ckin ass already you dumb ***hole.
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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2005, 06:42:41 PM »

Janine I'm sorry but these guys keep it up with me.


   Joe B. you F*ckin jagoff prick ***. I didn't write this crap. Kiss my F*ckin ass already you dumb ***hole.


Not sure how you're concluding I said this was you...are you the only Dan out here? Now if I said redneck hillbilly Dan, or if I said wannabe back in the business dan or if i said live in the past dan, then your conclusion might be accurate.  understand Sherlock??
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2005, 06:46:13 PM »

Nance,

And I'm not Tom Wendt!
You *** jagoff prick ***!
Kiss my *** ass you dumb ***hole!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2005, 06:51:20 PM »

Nance,

And I'm not Tom Wendt!
You *** jagoff prick ***!
Kiss my *** ass you dumb ***hole!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't called you Wendt in days. I'm being told the you and Joe B. work at Maywood and share the same computer. Who knows?
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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2005, 06:55:16 PM »

Thats because I'm really Tom....I'm in jail.  And no one who works at maywood even has an office much less access to a computer....just ask Paradise.  hey - Maybe Burton is Doc?Huh
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