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Author Topic: The Greatest Insults Of All Time !!  (Read 904 times)
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« on: July 07, 2013, 11:38:29 PM »

"Your short of ear, and long of mouth"
John Wayne !!
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 01:41:44 PM »

Full Metal Jacket

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 01:43:12 PM »

Full Metal Jacket

“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”

Private Pyle your ass looks like 240 pounds of chewed bubble gum
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 01:48:45 PM »

"You're a legend in your own mind". - Dirty Harry

Also, the Harry Belafonte song "Get an ugly girl to marry you"!  laughing guy
(My wife did not think that was funny)
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 01:50:32 PM »

carl  jamieson ruined warrawee needy and turned him into a $4000 claimer  laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2013, 04:29:36 PM »

carl  jamieson ruined warrawee needy and turned him into a $4000 claimer  laughing guy laughing guy



This gets my vote Niatross .
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 05:09:04 PM »

My own comments to the famous claiming king Nad Dance.


"which brother are you? The dumb looking fat one, or just the dumb looking one?"
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 05:39:55 PM »

from my niece who just graduated 2 weeks ago:
"if you don't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth"
good quote Jackie  thumbs up
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2013, 06:05:40 PM »

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!"
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"There are no $7500 maiden claimers, state-bred or otherwise, at Arlington."
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2013, 06:20:42 PM »

 First thing you learn in Journalism school ( Code of Ethics)~~~
  If your mother says she loves you get a second opinion~30~
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2013, 06:28:06 PM »

IMAGINE IF HE HAD A DRIVER/TRAINER    "NIATROSS"
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2013, 06:30:05 PM »

You're a flaming bleeding heart liberal pansy ass
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2013, 06:58:52 PM »

every womans a  censor 'cept youre momma






and dont ask youre father about her.
 laughing guy

*you know you'll use that line in the next 2 days.   make sure to give cecil127 the credit. Tongue laughing guy
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2013, 07:08:26 PM »

YOUR HUNG LIKE A HORSE,,,,,,,......................................HORSE FLY laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy

BTRAINER TO LUC PARK,,,...
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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »

Three Amigos !!
Steve Martin says:
"You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!"
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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2013, 07:48:30 PM »



This gets my vote Niatross .

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« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2013, 09:49:52 PM »

MEBBE DA BROOMSTICK?
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2013, 01:47:33 AM »

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2013, 12:12:37 PM »

Fifty or so years ago my Dad said to me.
"You will never live long enough to drag the ground I have already   plowed".

The meaning being it took a much better team of horses to plow ground then to drag it.

That is the only time I can ever remember him saying a hurtful word to me or anyone else.
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2013, 08:53:01 PM »

 When you're inside me I feel nothing.
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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2013, 08:57:56 PM »

When you're inside me I feel nothing.
Quote from BTRAINER Huh?
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« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2013, 09:01:18 PM »

Fifty or so years ago my Dad said to me.
"You will never live long enough to drag the ground I have already   plowed".

The meaning being it took a much better team of horses to plow ground then to drag it.

That is the only time I can ever remember him saying a hurtful word to me or anyone else.
Maybe it was not meant that way !!
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« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2013, 09:17:37 PM »

y'know.........you don't sweat much for a fat lady.............used it a few times on the dance floor years ago.
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« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2013, 09:26:27 PM »

To a women who has a flat chest~~~

 Got a joke to tell you that will knock your tits off but I see you already heard it!~~~
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2013, 10:24:47 PM »

An old buddy of mine who shall remain nameless tried driving a few horses and he was terrible at it. He was in a race at BMP and 2 or 3 drivers in the race cornered him and said  "STAY TO THE LEFT"!!
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