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"Rotten Tomatoes" voted "Hudson Hawk" starring Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello the worst movie of 1991 !!! I love it, and watch the movie at least once a year !!  Your favorite worst movie  |
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2013, 06:49:52 PM » |
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BEST IS DA ,,,GODFATHER,,PART 1 AND 2 ,,HANDS DOWN
WORST,,IS GREMLINS
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2013, 06:56:19 PM » |
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BEST IS DA ,,,GODFATHER,,PART 1 AND 2 ,,HANDS DOWN
WORST,,IS GREMLINS
Not a thread about the best of the best !!! It's the best of the worst !!! Do you get it  |
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2013, 06:57:15 PM » |
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Not a thread about the best of the best !!! It's the best of the worst !!! Do you get it SORRY THEN ITS ,,GREMLINS,,, |
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2013, 07:10:58 PM » |
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Best worst movie is anything Doris Wishman ever made. 2nd place: "The Naked Witch" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054111/ |
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2013, 07:25:17 PM » |
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2013, 07:28:03 PM » |
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Flesh Gordon
Groove Tube
Kentucky Fried Movie
laughed my ass off at all three of these bombs.
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2013, 07:29:42 PM » |
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Rhinestone Cowboy~~
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2013, 07:33:31 PM » |
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I usually can watch any movie but there were two that I couldn't watch the whole movie and Billy Bob Thornton was in both of them. He sure has been in some stinkers:
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown and Bad Santa.
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2013, 07:34:52 PM » |
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
The absolute worse movie ever maid! Agreed |
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2013, 07:37:08 PM » |
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Blues Brothers 2000....it is a disgrace to the original. Absolute pidgeon pellets.
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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2013, 07:41:01 PM » |
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Russ Meyer classic Commonlaw Cabin - "A Shanty with a Dirt Floor"
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2013, 07:41:29 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2013, 07:42:25 PM » |
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SORRY THEN ITS ,,GREMLINS,,,
That was a pretty sorry movie Luc !!  |
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2013, 07:46:08 PM » |
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Did anyone else ever the see the movie Schlock? It was made in 1973 at a budget of about $60,000. I thought it was hilarious. Here's the story from Wiki:
Schlock, a prehistoric apeman who falls in love with a teenage blind beauty and terrorizes her Southern California suburb. Schlock is no ordinary simian; he possesses some very unusual skills. Among other things, he plays the piano and gives TV interviews. In this hysterical spoof of early monster movies and missing-link science fiction films, John Landis pays homage to the monster movies of the past with irreverent humor and wacky hijinks.
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2013, 07:47:37 PM » |
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What was that Hell's Angels movie Jack Nicholson was in? That was pretty bad.
How about Reptilicus? Or more recently, Nazis at the Center of the Earth?
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2013, 07:48:33 PM » |
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Billy Jack
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2013, 07:51:34 PM » |
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Point Break. I love the movie, have to watch whenever it comes on kind of like Roadhouse but the acting at the end is some of the worst ever. Keanu was comical that last seen, love it...
You gotta go down.
You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.
Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.
Australian cop at the end of the movie: We'll get him when he comes back in!
Johnny Utah: He's not coming back.
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2013, 07:52:16 PM » |
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POINT BREAK WAS PRETTY GOOD I THOUGHT
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2013, 07:57:43 PM » |
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What was that Hell's Angels movie Jack Nicholson was in? That was pretty bad.
How about Reptilicus? Or more recently, Nazis at the Center of the Earth?
It was Hells Angels on Wheels. Loved Jack Nicholson in the original (1960) Little Shop of Horrors. |
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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2013, 07:59:13 PM » |
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Point Break. I love the movie, have to watch whenever it comes on kind of like Roadhouse but the acting at the end is some of the worst ever. Keanu was comical that last seen, love it...
You gotta go down.
You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.
Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.
Australian cop at the end of the movie: We'll get him when he comes back in!
Johnny Utah: He's not coming back.
I like Roadhouse ! Make it a point to watch it when it's on ! |
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2013, 08:00:58 PM » |
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I thought that Quentin Tarantino movie from a few years back Inglorious Bastards was horrible  |
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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2013, 08:05:15 PM » |
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It was Hells Angels on Wheels. That was it. My mom wouldn't let me go see it when I was a kid. I was so mad. Turns out she saved me $1.50, though. Hilarious scene at the end when the bad guy biker crashes, fall over sideways, and dies, and it's so obviously a dummy strapped to the bike. Never comes off! |
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« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2013, 08:07:35 PM » |
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NOW THIS IS A BAD REVIEW !!  Freddy Got Fingered (2001) A comedy film starring Tom Green, who also wrote and directed it, featuring largely gross-out and shock humor (including multiple instances of bestiality) similar to that featured in The Tom Green Show. In the film, Green stars as a twenty-eight-year-old slacker and cartoonist who falsely accuses his father of child molestation when he questions his son's life goals. Freddy Got Fingered received overwhelmingly negative reviews, with CNN critic Paul Clinton declaring it "quite simply the worst movie ever released by a major studio in Hollywood history" A review in The Washington Post said: "If ever a movie testified to the utter creative bankruptcy of the Hollywood film industry, it is the abomination known as Freddy Got Fingered." Film reviewer Roger Ebert included the film on his "most hated" list, gave it zero out of four stars, and wrote: "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels." Freddy Got Fingered was nominated for eight awards at the 2001 Razzies, and won for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst On-Screen Couple. Razzies founder John J. B. Wilson called the film "offensive, stupid and obnoxious" and said it had "no redeeming value". The movie has an 11% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Tom Green accepted his awards in person, traveling to the ceremony in a white Cadillac, wearing a tuxedo and rolling out his own red carpet to the presentation. In 2010, the film was nominated at the 30th Golden Raspberry Awards for "Worst Picture of the Decade", though it lost to Battlefield Earth. Freddy Got Fingered also appeared on Metacritic's list of the all-time lowest-scoring films. |
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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2013, 08:11:01 PM » |
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NOW THIS IS A BAD REVIEW !! Freddy Got Fingered (2001) A comedy film starring Tom Green, who also wrote and directed it, featuring largely gross-out and shock humor (including multiple instances of bestiality) similar to that featured in The Tom Green Show. In the film, Green stars as a twenty-eight-year-old slacker and cartoonist who falsely accuses his father of child molestation when he questions his son's life goals. Freddy Got Fingered received overwhelmingly negative reviews, with CNN critic Paul Clinton declaring it "quite simply the worst movie ever released by a major studio in Hollywood history" A review in The Washington Post said: "If ever a movie testified to the utter creative bankruptcy of the Hollywood film industry, it is the abomination known as Freddy Got Fingered." Film reviewer Roger Ebert included the film on his "most hated" list, gave it zero out of four stars, and wrote: "This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels." Freddy Got Fingered was nominated for eight awards at the 2001 Razzies, and won for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, and Worst On-Screen Couple. Razzies founder John J. B. Wilson called the film "offensive, stupid and obnoxious" and said it had "no redeeming value". The movie has an 11% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Tom Green accepted his awards in person, traveling to the ceremony in a white Cadillac, wearing a tuxedo and rolling out his own red carpet to the presentation. In 2010, the film was nominated at the 30th Golden Raspberry Awards for "Worst Picture of the Decade", though it lost to Battlefield Earth. Freddy Got Fingered also appeared on Metacritic's list of the all-time lowest-scoring films. Was Billy Bob Thornton in it? |
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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2013, 08:18:39 PM » |
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Have always absolutely loved David Bowie. Have seen him in concert twice and saw him in the play, Elephant Man, got his autograph after the play and said thank you to him. But he made one of the worst movies ever, The Man Who Fell to Earth. I think the only reason the movie had any success is all of his fans went to see it. I guess it's got cult status now but don't ask me how or why.
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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2013, 08:27:27 PM » |
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Exorcist sequel
Jaws3
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2013, 08:29:27 PM » |
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GODFATHER PART 3 SUCKED
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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2013, 08:33:21 PM » |
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Labyrinth was another David Bowie stinker but it showcased a 12 or 13 year-old Jennifer Connelly who went on to become a talented actress as well as a Hot Lady.
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« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2013, 08:38:41 PM » |
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Prime Cut.
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« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2013, 08:48:00 PM » |
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Have always absolutely loved David Bowie. Have seen him in concert twice and saw him in the play, Elephant Man, got his autograph after the play and said thank you to him. But he made one of the worst movies ever, The Man Who Fell to Earth. I think the only reason the movie had any success is all of his fans went to see it. I guess it's got cult status now but don't ask me how or why.
Have to disagree, it's a sci fi classic. |
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« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2013, 08:48:40 PM » |
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All of this talk brings back memories of the show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. There were a lot of stinkers on that show but they made them funny to watch.
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« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2013, 08:51:45 PM » |
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All of this talk brings back memories of the show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. There were a lot of stinkers on that show but they made them funny to watch.
And all available on Amazon Prime. |
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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2013, 08:52:23 PM » |
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Exorcist sequel
Jaws3
Any one of the Billy Jack sequels. |
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« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2013, 09:18:00 PM » |
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Heavens Gate, movie or religious cult, your choice |
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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2013, 09:20:11 PM » |
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Have to disagree, it's a sci fi classic.
I didn't care for it at all. I thought Blade Runner, The Terminator and Mad Max movies were all much better. |
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« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2013, 10:24:49 PM » |
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Was Billy Bob Thornton in it?
NO !! HERE'S THE CAST: Tom Green - Gordon "Gord" Brody Rip Torn - James "Jim" Brody Marisa Coughlan - Betty Eddie Kaye Thomas - Frederick "Freddy" Brody Harland Williams - Darren Anthony Michael Hall - Dave Davidson Julie Hagerty - Julie Brody Drew Barrymore - Davidson's receptionist Shaquille O'Neal - Shaquille |
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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2013, 11:09:39 PM » |
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Caddyshack2 worse sequel of all time bar none
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« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2013, 04:16:08 AM » |
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I meant BUG..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2013, 07:03:49 PM » |
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OK we have heard about the worst . The best of the worst. The absolutely worst the best of the worst is, but nobody has come up with this one.......... down at the pantages theatre in hollywood ca. every Fri and sat at 12:oo midnight, the doors open for an experience like none other. with future stars like Barry bostwick, Susan sarandon, Meat loaf and the transvestite transsexual from Transylvania himself Tim curry. let's give some love for the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Those who have been to a theatre to see this live will know what I'm talking about.
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« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2013, 07:21:59 PM » |
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OK we have heard about the worst . The best of the worst. The absolutely worst the best of the worst is, but nobody has come up with this one.......... down at the pantages theatre in hollywood ca. every Fri and sat at 12:oo midnight, the doors open for an experience like none other. with future stars like Barry bostwick, Susan sarandon, Meat loaf and the transvestite transsexual from Transylvania himself Tim curry. let's give some love for the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Those who have been to a theatre to see this live will know what I'm talking about.
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« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2013, 07:23:57 PM » |
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned John Waters' Pink Flamingos.
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« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2013, 07:32:14 PM » |
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(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
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« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2013, 07:43:15 PM » |
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(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
Dammit Janet. My ex used to love going to the midnight shows and watching the kids in costumes throwing things around and mouthing off to the characters with all the rote responses. I dealt with that about three times, and that was enough. I think there's still a couple theatres around Chicago with a Rocky night. Maybe the one down there by Southport and Irving Park? |
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« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2013, 08:21:51 PM » |
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Dammit Janet.
My ex used to love going to the midnight shows and watching the kids in costumes throwing things around and mouthing off to the characters with all the rote responses. I dealt with that about three times, and that was enough. I think there's still a couple theatres around Chicago with a Rocky night. Maybe the one down there by Southport and Irving Park?
you could imagine the hollywood shows. the whole movie was acted out in the aisles. squirt guns, rice, and as whole bunch of people having a blast. if im not mistaken Rif Raf wrote it. |
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« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2013, 08:26:58 PM » |
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you could imagine the hollywood shows. the whole movie was acted out in the aisles. squirt guns, rice, and as whole bunch of people having a blast. if im not mistaken Rif Raf wrote it. Richard Obrian aka Riff raf did indeed write it !! |
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« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2013, 08:34:27 PM » |
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thanks for the clip space man. that was a great interview.
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« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2013, 09:03:56 PM » |
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