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Author Topic: We Need A Little Humor !!!!  (Read 1418 times)
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« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2013, 12:04:16 PM »

KING BUILT HIS OWN HOMELESS SHELTER !!!!
HE HAS THE PENTHOUSE SUITE !!
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« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2013, 12:41:01 PM »

skeleton walks into a bar.................sez gimme a beer and a mop
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« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2013, 12:50:01 PM »

The new Secretary Of State walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "why the long face, John?"


*muted rim-shot*
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"Some people like Jews and some do not; but no thoughtful man can doubt the fact that they are beyond all question the most formidable and the most remarkable race which has ever appeared in the world."

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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2013, 02:08:58 PM »

Will the real Lucpark please stand up? So sorry man didn't realize you were already standing.
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2013, 02:10:57 PM »

WANNA LAUGH ,,WATCH ,,BTRAINER HANDICAPP A  PROGRAM


ROCKY ,,I AM GONNA BET AL;L HORSE WITH PINK SADDLES,,THATS DA 7 HORSE FOR U FIRST TIMERS


ROCKY WHERE DID HE FINISH ,,LAST ,,DINA,,WHY ROCKY ..CUS HE DID

OK ,,,

ROCKY WHY DONT THE DRIVER GET HIM TO GO FASTER,,

AND SO ON,,,,  AND ON AND.. SO ON..ETC ETC ,,THATS HUMOROUS..


HER BEST..LINE..


I'M GONNA GO KICK DRIVERS ASS ,,ROCKY WATCH///


YEAH SHEZ A REAL TREAT WHEN TRIES HANDICAPPIN






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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2013, 02:13:45 PM »

Funny !!!
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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2013, 02:14:36 PM »

Funny !!!
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ALL TRUE JOHNNY ..... SHE  IS A CLASSIC..


WHY ROCKY'S ALL NITE,,LONG



I GOT NO TIME TO HANDICAPP M,Y SELF
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« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2013, 02:17:40 PM »

WANNA LAUGH ,,WATCH ,,BTRAINER HANDICAPP A  PROGRAM


ROCKY ,,I AM GONNA BET AL;L HORSE WITH PINK SADDLES,,THATS DA 7 HORSE FOR U FIRST TIMERS


ROCKY WHERE DID HE FINISH ,,LAST ,,DINA,,WHY ROCKY ..CUS HE DID

OK ,,,

ROCKY WHY DONT THE DRIVER GET HIM TO GO FASTER,,

AND SO ON,,,,  AND ON AND.. SO ON..ETC ETC ,,THATS HUMOROUS..


HER BEST..LINE..


I'M GONNA GO KICK DRIVERS ASS ,,ROCKY WATCH///


YEAH SHEZ A REAL TREAT WHEN TRIES HANDICAPPIN








You can't even tell a story correctly...@ss!!! When I pick pink jack@ss I don't have a program in front of me. Guys don't kill a girl when I have a program I bet by name.  IT'S ONLY MONEY WHO CARES....GO BURKE!!
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2013, 02:20:56 PM »

FMS racing colors are pink and green !!
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« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2013, 02:51:16 PM »

FMS racing colors are pink and green !!
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What is FMS??? Who's stables?Huh
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« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2013, 03:23:13 PM »

What is FMS??? Who's stables?Huh
HARNESS AND T'BRED'S
FUNKY MUNKY STABLES.
TB COLORS ARE PINK AND GREEN.
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« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2013, 03:28:48 PM »

A centipede walks into a shoe store...

(You can use your imagination to fill in the rest)
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« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2013, 03:34:22 PM »

The thread has actually gotten progressively LESS humorous.  I think it's an inevitable progression to "in the 14th century, bubonic plague killed 75 million people."
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"Some people like Jews and some do not; but no thoughtful man can doubt the fact that they are beyond all question the most formidable and the most remarkable race which has ever appeared in the world."

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« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »

The thread has actually gotten progressively LESS humorous.  I think it's an inevitable progression to "in the 14th century, bubonic plague killed 75 million people."

  Steven Hawking jokes are next
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« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2013, 03:44:20 PM »

Yep, it's about that bad.
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« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2013, 03:45:09 PM »

An NA Spokesperson walks into a bar.
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« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2013, 03:49:18 PM »

The thread has actually gotten progressively LESS humorous.  I think it's an inevitable progression to "in the 14th century, bubonic plague killed 75 million people."

A humorless handicapper walks in to a bar and knocks down an 80 year old woman who was holding on to her walker.

He looks down at her and snarls, "I know what joke you were thinking of telling, and it wasn't going to be funny."
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« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2013, 03:56:00 PM »

99% of all Lawyers give the rest a bad name !!
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« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2013, 03:57:18 PM »

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math !!
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« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2013, 03:58:39 PM »

He who laughs last, thinks slowest !!
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« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2013, 04:00:31 PM »

Few women admit their age !!
Few men act it !!
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« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2013, 04:01:48 PM »

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it !!!
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« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2013, 04:03:34 PM »

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory !!!
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« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2013, 04:05:41 PM »

Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience !!
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« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2013, 04:08:21 PM »

Sex is not the answer !!
Sex is the question !
"Yes" is the answer  !
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