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Author Topic: FUNNIEST THINGS EVER HEARD ON A HARNESS BOARD  (Read 2083 times)
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« on: February 08, 2013, 06:32:33 AM »

"Muscle Hill was the best aged trotter ever". Said by a horse owner of all people. laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 07:49:46 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 07:58:27 AM »

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 laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy   SBSW WAS THE BEST INVITATIONAL HORSE IN THE LAST 30 YEARS. laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 08:45:14 AM »

"I put all my kids through college betting harness races."
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 09:36:36 AM »

its a tie between 2 things for me,

#1  racing is dead was the runaway leader but i have
#1a i read i was currently being sued for slander
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 10:37:56 AM »


Delrae past posting and bragging he won 9 Gs at the BigM.
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 10:51:12 AM »

IRA ATE THE LOW CALORIE ICE CREAM AT BUFFET
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 11:26:37 AM »

The Burkes are a honest hard working operation.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 11:32:37 AM »

Meadowlands is still the Mecca. laughing guy
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 11:34:33 AM »

Somebeachsomewhere's first lifetime start was common and happens everyday all across race tracks.  laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 11:36:44 AM »

Money makes you smarter than others. maroon maroon maroon maroon
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 01:39:06 PM »

1) the meadowlands is finished - about 1-2 years ago
2) Gural will never be able to get the meadowlands
3) Gural will never work it out with the unions to get the meadowlands operational


and a good one from this winter:

1) there will be no racing in Ontario in 2013
2) there will be no racing at Mohawk in 2013


And one I just saw on the forum today

"Gural must bring back Pena"


The funniest thing is that all these things are said with a certainty that is just imbecilic.
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 01:44:49 PM »

1) the meadowlands is finished - about 1-2 years ago
2) Gural will never be able to get the meadowlands
3) Gural will never work it out with the unions to get the meadowlands operational


and a good one from this winter:

1) there will be no racing in Ontario in 2013
2) there will be no racing at Mohawk in 2013


And one I just saw on the forum today

"Gural must bring back Pena"


The funniest thing is that all these things are said with a certainty that is just imbecilic.
There are many who don't want the game to succeed. I guess that's the way it is.
Same thing with Hockey. Every strike/lockout, they say the sport is done, and more fans and sponsors come back and the game does better than it did before.
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 02:35:46 PM »

The funniest thing was the Jesus slot machine spitting out quarters. I laughed at that all night.. trophy
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 02:37:59 PM »

the open betting window is everywhere
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2013, 02:39:04 PM »

the burkes are the biggest cheats but the brainard brigade puts there horses where they can win
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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2013, 02:46:39 PM »

the burkes are the biggest cheats but the brainard brigade puts there horses where they can win

Thats not funny anymore. Its just SICK .
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2013, 02:50:01 PM »

Thats not funny anymore. Its just SICK .

i agree

going back to the bullet bs the whole brainard bs stinks
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2013, 03:05:47 PM »

the open betting window is everywhere

Worst its ever been. Glad even the dummies have noticed
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2013, 04:43:18 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7osdCCbkVDI&feature=player_detailpage
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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2013, 04:53:43 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_UoqbdpTo&feature=player_embedded                            screwy
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2013, 05:10:41 PM »

The post above me. laughing guy
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 05:19:19 PM »

that you can win money and large rebates betting 1 to 9s to show!!!!!!! head shake
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 05:33:12 PM »


Josh Marks will go to New Zealand and win everything in sight. screwy
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« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2013, 05:38:17 PM »

The post above me.



Harness Museum....I think its hillarious too....That video will be shown at the Meds this summer... hambo tony will lead the dancers..... 
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