FUNNIEST THINGS EVER HEARD ON A HARNESS BOARD

[Harness Museum]

"Muscle Hill was the best aged trotter ever". Said by a horse owner of all people.

[pigland1]

#2

[Harness Museum]

#2

     SBSW WAS THE BEST INVITATIONAL HORSE IN THE LAST 30 YEARS.

[VicD]

"I put all my kids through college betting harness races."

[NIATROSS]

its a tie between 2 things for me,

#1  racing is dead was the runaway leader but i have
#1a i read i was currently being sued for slander

[Sea Biscuit]

Delrae past posting and bragging he won 9 Gs at the BigM.

[PURPLE LAVERN]

IRA ATE THE LOW CALORIE ICE CREAM AT BUFFET

[jks best]

The Burkes are a honest hard working operation.

[Harness Museum]

Meadowlands is still the Mecca.

[jdizigg]

Somebeachsomewhere's first lifetime start was common and happens everyday all across race tracks. 

[Harness Museum]

Money makes you smarter than others.

[burton]

1) the meadowlands is finished - about 1-2 years ago
2) Gural will never be able to get the meadowlands
3) Gural will never work it out with the unions to get the meadowlands operational


and a good one from this winter:

1) there will be no racing in Ontario in 2013
2) there will be no racing at Mohawk in 2013


And one I just saw on the forum today

"Gural must bring back Pena"


The funniest thing is that all these things are said with a certainty that is just imbecilic.

[the exactorman]

1) the meadowlands is finished - about 1-2 years ago
2) Gural will never be able to get the meadowlands
3) Gural will never work it out with the unions to get the meadowlands operational


and a good one from this winter:

1) there will be no racing in Ontario in 2013
2) there will be no racing at Mohawk in 2013


And one I just saw on the forum today

"Gural must bring back Pena"


The funniest thing is that all these things are said with a certainty that is just imbecilic.

There are many who don't want the game to succeed. I guess that's the way it is.
Same thing with Hockey. Every strike/lockout, they say the sport is done, and more fans and sponsors come back and the game does better than it did before.

[clubhouse]

The funniest thing was the Jesus slot machine spitting out quarters. I laughed at that all night..

[NIATROSS]

the open betting window is everywhere

[NIATROSS]

the burkes are the biggest cheats but the brainard brigade puts there horses where they can win

[clubhouse]

the burkes are the biggest cheats but the brainard brigade puts there horses where they can win

Thats not funny anymore. Its just SICK .

[NIATROSS]

Thats not funny anymore. Its just SICK .

i agree

going back to the bullet bs the whole brainard bs stinks

[Jerome B]

the open betting window is everywhere

Worst its ever been. Glad even the dummies have noticed

[sulkyfromouterspace]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7osdCCbkVDI&feature=player_detailpage

[sulkyfromouterspace]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_UoqbdpTo&feature=player_embedded                           

[Harness Museum]

The post above me.

[nelly]

that you can win money and large rebates betting 1 to 9s to show!!!!!!!

[Sea Biscuit]

Josh Marks will go to New Zealand and win everything in sight.

[sulkyfromouterspace]

The post above me.



Harness Museum....I think its hillarious too....That video will be shown at the Meds this summer... hambo tony will lead the dancers..... 

[LUCPARK]

THATS A KOOL VIDEO,,SULKY...

OLD TIME TV.....NOTHIN LIKE IT

[sulkyfromouterspace]

I agree LUC.....    I hope you enjoy this one too !!

It's not too funny....but you cant help but smile and listen.....




Great nickname for a driver !!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0QeQ5Svch-8

[LUCPARK]

GREAT SONG,,ITS ON DA ,,,GOOD FELLAS SOUNDTRACK ..PLAY ALL DA TIME

[sulkyfromouterspace]

Here is a rare one Luc.....  Not on the goodfellas soundtrack....But I have to admit........It is a great version of a song that is on the soundtrack.....sung by someone else...( a great italian ) ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGr_yQL6CM&feature=player_embedded



Let me know if you like it......  

[LUCPARK]

SONG.... REMEMBER,,BYE DA SHANGRILLAS,,BEST SONG ON DAT SOUNDTRACK

[sulkyfromouterspace]

 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7FnAV1XbfKE

[LUCPARK]

HEY SULKY,,PUT UP THEME SONG FROM ,,SOPRANOS,

  ,WILL YAH

[Harness Museum]

Nice Derail.


Someone thinking I am Harry Lare is pretty funny   Try asking the moderator.

[sulkyfromouterspace]

OK LUC......here you go............Great mafia show......  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6VMLVLWUw&feature=player_detailpage

[sulkyfromouterspace]

Oops......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw&feature=player_embedded

[LUCPARK]

SULKY,,U PUT UP THEME FROM,,MAUDE,,,

WDF..


I SAID SOPRANOS,,,,


YEAH ,,OOPS,,,,

[sulkyfromouterspace]

    blizzard humor LUC.......got me all jammed up.....

[LUCPARK]

Oops......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw&feature=player_embedded

 THAT SONG ,,ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL ,,LIKE GAMBLIN,,,


ITS GREAT THANKS,,,,

[Steve G]

Josh Marks will go to New Zealand and win everything in sight.

 

[Harness Museum]

Being threatened by a wanna be mobster.

[LUCPARK]

SULKY

 [ht]THANKS,,FOR THE VIDEOS,,,


YOUR DA BEST

[sulkyfromouterspace]

No Prob LUC....I will leave you with a video that wins the award for funniest thing heard on a harness board ....

enjoy !!!    The ultimate gambling song !!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UgZFpvrMlzQ                       

[Horse809]

the open betting window is everywhere

Now that is some funny stuff. 

[NIATROSS]

Now that is some funny stuff. 

you must not be from the east coast they think the open window syndrome is serious and everywhere 

[Homestretch]

1) the meadowlands is finished - about 1-2 years ago
2) Gural will never be able to get the meadowlands
3) Gural will never work it out with the unions to get the meadowlands operational


and a good one from this winter:

1) there will be no racing in Ontario in 2013
2) there will be no racing at Mohawk in 2013


And one I just saw on the forum today

"Gural must bring back Pena"


The funniest thing is that all these things are said with a certainty that is just imbecilic.

Great post Burton !!!
 

[NIATROSS]

 

that new zealand story was pretty funny 

trouble is i was still laughing from the anger mgmt and being railroaded stories tp really enjoy it   

[Sea Biscuit]

you must not be from the east coast they think the open window syndrome is serious and everywhere 

What is even more laughable is the fact that not one of the open window theorists has ever seen an open window or bet into this window.

[Horse809]

What is even more laughable is the fact that not one of the open window theorists has ever seen an open window or bet into this window.

Wow. All these years I have been playing the horses, how could I have missed this? Does that window have a sign saying this window stays open? All this extra money I could of made, Damn! Going to have to look for it tonight.

[Harness Museum]

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Quote from: Jerome B on Today at 02:03:02 PM
John Chapman

who is he,,,

HE CANT BE A PLAIN OLD JOHN,,,

I NEVER HEARD OF HIM,,,


JUST SAYIN

WHO IS JOHN CHAPMAN.

[J. Mannix]

BIG MONIE ALWEYS COMES OUR WEY,,, 

[Pius soho]

   "The only thing yer gonna flatten is a sofa"

[Horse809]

What is even more laughable is the fact that not one of the open window theorists has ever seen an open window or bet into this window.

I went up to 5 different tellers last night and asked them if they were the open window. With 4 strange looks and the last guy calling security on me after I kept asking him, I guess the guy who runs it was off last night. 

[burton]

I went up to 5 different tellers last night and asked them if they were the open window. With 4 strange looks and the last guy calling security on me after I kept asking him, I guess the guy who runs it was off last night. 

I'm dying here.
LOL!!!!!!!!

[NIATROSS]

I went up to 5 different tellers last night and asked them if they were the open window. With 4 strange looks and the last guy calling security on me after I kept asking him, I guess the guy who runs it was off last night. 

were you on the east coast ? i hear they are really prevalent out there

[the exactorman]

were you on the east coast ? i hear they are really prevalent out there

I am not posting this response to start a debate. We can agree to disagree.
I dont know exactly what you mean by the term "open window", however, If you are referring to the fact that betting/cancelling bets at CERTAIN TRACKS is not going on several seconds after a race starts, than I think you guys are mistaken. I have not seen it at all in Canada tracks, or at M1 (last few years). I think you guys are mostly harness guys but I follow both games very close, watch tons of races, bet many tracks.
It can not be some freakish cooincidence that the horses in the first 4 positions odds drop at CERTAIN TRACKS. Horses in the T-breds that dwelt at gate and are 3-1 become 5-1...when they win you are ahead of the game...I realize that, however odds are the horses in the "first flight" drop..

[NIATROSS]

good post at this point we will agree to disagree
it is possible ? of course anything is possible
is it as prevalent as some claim ? has not been proven to my satisfaction
those i have read that proclaim their prevalence have turned out to be the biggest liars i have ever come across in my life
i also follow both breeds probably not to your extent by do follow both
there can be delays in the info being transferred from point a to point b over the phone lines
we all know the betting system is not as technically sophisticated as it could be because a lack of funds and uniformity between the tote systems
imo if this was as prevalent as stated by some the uproar would be worse than the doping going on

I am not posting this response to start a debate. We can agree to disagree.
I dont know exactly what you mean by the term "open window", however, If you are referring to the fact that betting/cancelling bets at CERTAIN TRACKS is not going on several seconds after a race starts, than I think you guys are mistaken. I have not seen it at all in Canada tracks, or at M1 (last few years). I think you guys are mostly harness guys but I follow both games very close, watch tons of races, bet many tracks.
It can not be some freakish cooincidence that the horses in the first 4 positions odds drop at CERTAIN TRACKS. Horses in the T-breds that dwelt at gate and are 3-1 become 5-1...when they win you are ahead of the game...I realize that, however odds are the horses in the "first flight" drop..

[the exactorman]

good post at this point we will agree to disagree
it is possible ? of course anything is possible
is it as prevalent as some claim ? has not been proven to my satisfaction
those i have read that proclaim their prevalence have turned out to be the biggest liars i have ever come across in my life
i also follow both breeds probably not to your extent by do follow both
there can be delays in the info being transferred from point a to point b over the phone lines
we all know the betting system is not as technically sophisticated as it could be because a lack of funds and uniformity between the tote systems
imo if this was as prevalent as stated by some the uproar would be worse than the doping going on

I forgot to add one additional point...I am not trying to convince you..just making a point. Ever see a store or anyone selling something having different "rules" depending on the customer? If I buy $100 worth of stuff and use it...I try to get a refund and they say no...but another guy who spends $100,000's tries to refund something...and they let him...think that doesnt or cant happen? Canada has a fair start rule, many other tracks dont...if you are a huge customer making a bet see your horse break...think theres a chance you can get the bet cancelled?

[NIATROSS]

I forgot to add one additional point...I am not trying to convince you..just making a point. Ever see a store or anyone selling something having different "rules" depending on the customer? If I buy $100 worth of stuff and use it...I try to get a refund and they say no...but another guy who spends $100,000's tries to refund something...and they let him...think that doesnt or cant happen? Canada has a fair start rule, many other tracks dont...if you are a huge customer making a bet see your horse break...think theres a chance you can get the bet cancelled?

of course i have said anything is possible but my problem is veriable proof it is going on in a large scale as claimed
every track has huge bettors but to the major traacks like cd sa bel etc what is the benefit ?  and are we reall supposed to believe that it goes on at these track and everyone is keeping their mouth shut and not get caught doing it ?
somehow according the tales it is the huge bettors especially do it but none of the tellers are doing it and getting caught doing so

[NIATROSS]

The Burkes are a honest hard working operation.

 

[Harness Museum]

If you bet lots of money and are in the game you know what you are talking about