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Author Topic: Gary Stevens Butters Piece Of Bread!!!!!!  (Read 502 times)
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« on: January 04, 2013, 05:35:48 PM »

Legendary west coast jock Gary Stevens today continued to amaze the racing world by carefully buttering a piece of whole wheat bread.

The spread, which may or may not have actually been margarine, imparted a mouth-watering sheen to the piece of bread.  Stevens spread the butter or butter substitute roughly evenly about the face of the grain product, though he admitted "I missed a corner or two."

Then, astounding the six people who are said to care about his comeback, he proceeded to bite into the toothsome slice.

He chewed the bread meditatively.  Witnesses speculated that digestion of the carb-laden food item ensued.

United States president Barack Obama could not be reached for comment.
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2013, 06:08:12 PM »

please find out what type of beer gary gave up drinking so he could return to racing ?
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 06:15:45 PM »

 Wink  I'm sure gerbilstuff will ferret out an exciting, action-packed press release which will provide us with ALL the details.
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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2013, 06:40:57 PM »

article:

http://www.drf.com/news/santa-anita-stevens-gets-paperwork-out-way

“I’ve had messages on Twitter,” he said. “I had 42 texts. I thought there would be more negativity, but I’m ready for that.”

He said he recalls a day in the 1980s when he was riding with the legendary Bill Shoemaker, who was booed by the crowd after losing aboard a favorite.

“That’s when you know you’ve made it, when they boo you,” Shoemaker told Stevens.
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 06:48:46 PM »

http://www.drf.com/news/jay-hovdey-stevens-simply-returning-job-he-does-best

"Stevens is a George Patton kind of athlete. He is truly happy only when he’s at war. His decision to go back to work after a seven-year break should surprise no one who knows him, any more than the vivid imprint of his rides aboard horses like Silver Charm, Point Given, Winning Colors, Gentlemen, Serena’s Song, Rock Hard Ten, War Chant, One Dreamer, Farma Way, Larry the Legend and Bertrando can be erased from the racing mind’s eye."
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 07:41:38 PM »

Today is National Spaghetti Day. Maybe he should have some spaghetti with that bread and add some garlic to the bread.
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 07:51:59 PM »

http://www.drf.com/news/jay-hovdey-stevens-simply-returning-job-he-does-best

"Stevens is a George Patton kind of athlete. He is truly happy only when he’s at war. His decision to go back to work after a seven-year break should surprise no one who knows him, any more than the vivid imprint of his rides aboard horses like Silver Charm, Point Given, Winning Colors, Gentlemen, Serena’s Song, Rock Hard Ten, War Chant, One Dreamer, Farma Way, Larry the Legend and Bertrando can be erased from the racing mind’s eye."

yes it was a great ride on point given in the ky derby  bang head bang head
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 08:06:47 PM »

Nice article on For Inspiration, Stevens Can Look to Russell Baze

http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/75358/for-inspiration-stevens-can-look-to-baze
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 08:32:18 PM »

 Cheesy  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

You can't make this stuff up.
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 08:33:08 PM »

Cheesy  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

You can't make this stuff up.

It's gold, Jerry!!!
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 08:39:03 PM »

 Wink  Prolly do a lot of riding for Paraskevas Sadler and Paraskevas Mandella.
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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 08:44:21 PM »

Classic. I am biting my nails in anticipation of him joining Big Brother. The hijinks!
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 08:46:57 PM »

*whistles innocently*  Cheesy
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