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Author Topic: 2012 Santa Claus Version Featuring Oosting, Warren and Smolin, Merry Christmas  (Read 1360 times)
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« on: December 10, 2012, 11:00:45 PM »

Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town"  "Here Comes Santa Claus".....Thanks Ira, Happy Hanukkah.


Here comes Oosting,
Here comes Oosting,
Swerving between two lanes,
Blinker flashing,
Head on crashing,
Will County is on their way,

Lap dance lizard,
Swallowed his gizzard,
While the other drivers all paid,
No cash for bail,
So he'll stay in jail,
At least Jen will be safe today,
Ooh,

Here comes Warren,
Here comes Warren,
License denials in hand,
Breaking favorites,
Castout misfits,
No one wants his clan,

He brought back Croucher,
Killing our vouchers,
This turd should be in jail,
Don't find it odd,
When Oosting and Todd,
Marry each other in hell,
Ooh,

Here comes Smolin,
Here comes Smolin,
Lying under oath,
Bike wheels missing,
IRB fishing,
For something to sink his boat,

From St. Elmo's Hero,
Back to zero,
He holds court around his pool,
Planning Ira's bets,
Around horses he vets,
Cheese and Allums help him lie to us fools,
Ooh,


Feel free to add on your own verses. Merry Christmas.

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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 11:13:13 PM »

Good stuff trophy
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 11:49:59 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 01:13:07 AM »

Well my god ate u clever little krack head!
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 05:44:47 AM »

     THAT CANT BE SUNG TO SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN YOU IDIOT!!  doh   WRITE A VERSION ABOUT YOUR PHONEY INJURY!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 07:00:27 AM »

looks like it is maybe time for the white coats to come a calling
i gave up long time ago reading the long drawn out conspiracy posts despite the truths they may reveal
however going this deep and feeling the need to try and write songs is more painful to see
thank goodness there is no video to go with it like another bdh in vegas felt the need to do
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 07:55:57 AM »

Here comes Swoey
Here comes Swoey
Right down crackhead lane.
Cane a slashing
mouth a trashing
all of his domain.
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 11:43:14 AM »

Here comes Swoey
Here comes Swoey
Right down crackhead lane.
Cane a slashing
mouth a trashing
all of his domain.

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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 12:57:07 PM »

     THAT CANT BE SUNG TO SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN YOU IDIOT!!  doh   WRITE A VERSION ABOUT YOUR PHONEY INJURY!!


Wow!  Ira knows his Christmas tune Titles. How come Ira is the only one to catch that? doh

Everybody else sees the beginning and it starts with "here comes whomever" and they immediately know the tune. thumbs up

The official title is Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus lane). trophy

Wow Ira! If you could only recognize when *** is lying to the IRB you could keep him out of trouble. doh
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 01:03:25 PM »

however going this deep and feeling the need to try and write songs is more painful to see



Hey ***, we have been doing this every Christmas on all the forums and you know it. doh

This was an updated version of the one I did in 2005. trophy

Did anyone tell you McCain and Palin lost the election? laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy

Or did I ruin your day by spoiling the surprise? screwy
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 02:50:07 PM »


Hey ***, we have been doing this every Christmas on all the forums and you know it. doh

HEY DIK FACE I DID NOT KNOW THAT

This was an updated version of the one I did in 2005. trophy

AND SOMEHOW YOU ARE PROUD OF THIS ?   laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
I NEVER SAW IT I FIRST SIGNED ONTO THIS FORUM IN 06


Did anyone tell you McCain and Palin lost the election? laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy

HOW IS THAT BLAGO QUINN MADIGAN CULLERTON THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU IN IL ?  laughing guy laughing guy  GET READY FOR THOSE PROPERTY TAXES TO RISE AGAIN TO PAY FOR THE WORST PENSION MESS IN THE COUNTRY

Or did I ruin your day by spoiling the surprise? screwy

NO NEED FOR ANY  screwy EMOTICON WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, THE SONG PROVES IT
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 03:40:36 PM »

     THAT CANT BE SUNG TO SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN YOU IDIOT!!  doh   WRITE A VERSION ABOUT YOUR PHONEY INJURY!!
IRA HIS INJERY IS NOT FONEY,,,HE RELLY HAS SOME FCKING BRANE DAMMIGE,,,AN ITS VERY OBVIUS,,, screwy

I WUNDER IF HE SINGS THIS SONG TO MELISSA MATT AND RYAN EVERY NITE  dunno,,,
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2012, 10:11:10 PM »

IRA HIS INJERY IS NOT FONEY,,,HE RELLY HAS SOME FCKING BRANE DAMMIGE,,,AN ITS VERY OBVIUS,,, screwy

I WUNDER IF HE SINGS THIS SONG TO MELISSA MATT AND RYAN EVERY NITE  dunno,,,


Here you go again putting the noose around your own neck and daring someone to pull on it. Bomb RIP
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2012, 10:21:28 PM »

"Nothing better to do" than make a living playing cards vs "nothing better to do" than write X-mas songs on harness forums and make sure kids have their cups fitted right for free?Hmmm..
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2012, 10:25:42 PM »

Such a tough call.. But I gotta go w/ my life, maybe if I develop a sexual interest in children ill start spending time my time w/ them for free
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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2012, 10:27:00 PM »

Merry X-mas to all,

The Curtins
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2012, 10:34:34 PM »


Here you go again putting the noose around your own neck and daring someone to pull on it. Bomb RIP
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT,,,JUST REMEMER,,,YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHO YOURRE FCKING WIT MUTHA FCKER,,,

PAYBACK IS A BEOTCH,,,YES I DARE YOU,,,NOW WAT  dunno
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« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2012, 10:41:02 PM »

HERE COMES SWOOEY
HERE COMES SWOOEY
LIMPING DOWN THE LANE

DOING CUP CHECKS
APPLAUDING HARNESS WRECKS
CALL THE IRB
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« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2012, 10:45:37 PM »

HERE COMES SWOOEY
HERE COMES SWOOEY
LIMPING DOWN THE LANE

DOING CUP CHECKS
APPLAUDING HARNESS WRECKS
CALL THE IRB

"You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss."

Side note, "jerky jockey"= sounds like euphemism for a homosexual
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2012, 10:47:11 PM »

Applauding wrecks/glee @ seeing Smolin horse go down= sooo grinch-esque
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2012, 10:55:29 PM »

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT,,,JUST REMEMER,,,YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHO YOURRE FCKING WIT MUTHA FCKER,,,

PAYBACK IS A BEOTCH,,,YES I DARE YOU,,,NOW WAT  dunno

Ok Mel or Mannix or whomever the moron is hiding behind your keyboard?

It's this how you started with N-a-n-c-e.

You throwing your forum bully weight around then words are exchanged and then you post the other person's full financial background.

You obviously have access to Trans Union and court records. I don't know how you got away with posting N-a-n-c-e-s.

You made this same threat before just like Mel 4600 use too. "You don't know who you are F'in with" crap, blah blah blah.

Why don't you show everybody you are really the tough guy you claim to be and state your real name and where you live.

There are real people posting here but most are cowards that hide behind screen names and deserve no response.

Flex some real muscle and come out of the closet the shadows. It's the thing to do these days.
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2012, 10:56:55 PM »

Applauding wrecks/glee @ seeing Smolin horse go down= sooo grinch-esque


Applauding wrecks? BSmeter
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« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2012, 10:59:24 PM »

Ok Mel or Mannix or whomever the moron is hiding behind your keyboard?

It's this how you started with N-a-n-c-e.

You throwing your forum bully weight around then words are exchanged and then you post the other person's full financial background.

You obviously have access to Trans Union and court records. I don't know how you got away with posting N-a-n-c-e-s.

You made this same threat before just like Mel 4600 use too. "You don't know who you are F'in with" crap, blah blah blah.

Why don't you show everybody you are really the tough guy you claim to be and state your real name and where you live.

There are real people posting here but most are cowards that hide behind screen names and deserve no response.

Flex some real muscle and come out of the closet the shadows. It's the thing to do these days.

Gotta agree, the % of follow through re: "I'm gonna come kick your ass" Internet comments is (unsurprisingly) veryyyyy low
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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2012, 10:59:40 PM »

HERE COMES SWOOEY
HERE COMES SWOOEY
LIMPING DOWN THE LANE

DOING CUP CHECKS
APPLAUDING HARNESS WRECKS
CALL THE IRB


If I smoke some CRACK from your Volcano Vaporizer will I understand your demented humor?
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2012, 11:02:50 PM »

Idk, I would guess if u smoked crack w/ a volcano you'd probably freak out and think the world is plotting against you 24/7 and that the mailman is plotting your murder based on a "suspicious" facial expression

Swoo we all wanna know AHEAD of time the next fixed race.. Ok? Thanks
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