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PURPLE LAVERN
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« on: December 10, 2012, 07:14:19 PM » |
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My wife is going to freak & probably kill me.. Here is the short version.....I see on Ebay some lady in my area selling an actual harness sulky...mind you not a ufo or anything like that but a vintage bike with all working parts, excellent condition. They have it listed for $1,000 so I offer $200 cash & the lady freakin accepts the offer. How the hell am I going to get a race bike into the back of my suv- or suppose I could pull it down the highway  Wife has no idea & have no idea what the hell I am going to do with it...  |
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LUCPARK
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 07:16:10 PM » |
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HERO TO MILLIONS OF KIDDIES
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ThePaceMaker
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 07:17:10 PM » |
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Lol sounds to me like u have no idea what you're gonna do w/ it either. I'd probably tell her it's an investment in a new career. How much do one of those things weigh?
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Mr_Ed
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 07:19:19 PM » |
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Lawn ornament.
(secure the wheels, however...........so they're not stolen)
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ThePaceMaker
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 07:25:03 PM » |
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Tibetan Kapala.. Human skull (actual skull) w/ a bunch of ornate metal, used to be used in rituals where blood was boiled in it. Don't actually believe in the shit, just felt like a ballet paying 1700$ for what was eventually used as a fancy ash tray. Got rid of, encountered bad luck, thing spooked me sold for 250$ on Craigslist
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PURPLE LAVERN
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 07:29:56 PM » |
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Lawn ornament.
(secure the wheels, however...........so they're not stolen)
Make sure the Smolins dont live around my house  LEARNED FROM THE BEST LUC |
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 07:33:55 PM » |
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My wife is going to freak & probably kill me.. Here is the short version.....I see on Ebay some lady in my area selling an actual harness sulky...mind you not a ufo or anything like that but a vintage bike with all working parts, excellent condition. They have it listed for $1,000 so I offer $200 cash & the lady freakin accepts the offer. How the hell am I going to get a race bike into the back of my suv- or suppose I could pull it down the highway Wife has no idea & have no idea what the hell I am going to do with it... Bring it home on top of your SUV, just like some of the drivers do !!  |
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LUCPARK
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2012, 07:42:09 PM » |
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HERO TO MILLIONS OF KIDDIES
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LUCPARK
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2012, 07:42:52 PM » |
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HERO TO MILLIONS OF KIDDIES
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MR.DALRAE
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2012, 07:51:18 PM » |
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what your donut
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supernaut
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2012, 08:05:52 PM » |
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A hooker.
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Miss
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2012, 08:35:55 PM » |
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My wife is going to freak & probably kill me.. Here is the short version.....I see on Ebay some lady in my area selling an actual harness sulky...mind you not a ufo or anything like that but a vintage bike with all working parts, excellent condition. They have it listed for $1,000 so I offer $200 cash & the lady freakin accepts the offer. How the hell am I going to get a race bike into the back of my suv- or suppose I could pull it down the highway Wife has no idea & have no idea what the hell I am going to do with it... Insane, you kidding me? That's a great buy, esp for 200 bucks! Got a link to the ebay page? Pretty sure they keep them up for awhile after the auction ends. Must see pics!! Vintage sulkies are a great thing to collect. Only now you'll need to pick up another one down the road to call it a collection. I've always wanted to see a track promo where they race in vintage sulkies. There's got to be enough of them out there to fill a field. I'm sure the seller will deliver for a small fee. Pay them well to show your appreciation for the $800 discount. |
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PURPLE LAVERN
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2012, 08:36:20 PM » |
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A hooker.
BOUGHT OR RENTED? |
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ThePaceMaker
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2012, 08:44:20 PM » |
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How much does a bike weigh?
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knowitall
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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2012, 08:47:42 PM » |
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Tibetan Kapala.. Human skull (actual skull) w/ a bunch of ornate metal, used to be used in rituals where blood was boiled in it. Don't actually believe in the shit, just felt like a ballet paying 1700$ for what was eventually used as a fancy ash tray. Got rid of, encountered bad luck, thing spooked me sold for 250$ on Craigslist
Thought for sure you would say Volcano Vaporizer but holy chit you topped yourself.  Human skulls and smoking dope. Are you sure you are a republican?  |
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PURPLE LAVERN
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2012, 09:25:25 PM » |
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Swooey- you are welcome to come over for a ride in the sulky..
Me & pace will human harness you around the neighborhood while blowing bong hits
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the exactorman
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2012, 09:34:12 PM » |
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Purple Laverne, I say you bring it home and put it on your front lawn. When I was at Hawthorne many years ago they had this big plastic Harness horse. Ask them if you can borrow it for Christmas. Then ask Plainridge Raceway if you can borrow one of their lifeless drivers to sit in the sulky on your lawn. You will be the talk of your area, people will come from all over to see your decorations!
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ThePaceMaker
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2012, 10:39:09 PM » |
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Thought for sure you would say Volcano Vaporizer but holy chit you topped yourself. Human skulls and smoking dope. Are you sure you are a republican? Obvious libertarian but apolitical, don't keep up to date w/ current events enough to make an educated decision. Re: skull, when your income comes from gambling it can be hard to take the $ "seriously" as if I spent a 14 hr day at the factory. Kind of lose respect for it at times |
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2012, 10:48:41 PM » |
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A mail order mare bride for my boy Stifflers !
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MR.DALRAE
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2012, 10:54:09 PM » |
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is that a vibrator
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clubhouse
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2012, 11:58:10 PM » |
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fuzzypants
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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2012, 12:53:41 AM » |
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is that a vibrator
No an actual mare for my stallion . |
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Manegirl
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2012, 05:47:17 AM » |
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A coworker of mine told me yesterday she got a pocket radiation detector and a fetal pig in a jar for her boyfriend for christmas....I dont think they go together,,but I dunno |
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the exactorman
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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2012, 10:33:37 AM » |
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Its a topic for another day, but it is amazing how stores make millions every year on lost/un-used gift cards. I guess same is seen every year in paramutual wagering with uncashed tickets, especially scratches, DQ's, and uncashed vouchers. |
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supernaut
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« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2012, 10:49:37 AM » |
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BOUGHT OR RENTED?
Rented, bought, doesn't matter-she was insane. |
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LARRY TROTTER
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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2012, 12:46:33 PM » |
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Found a $267.40 voucher in SAM machine at Oak Brook OTB and turned it in .Wasnt even given a Thank You or told what happens to voucher ...
Bright side is i hit .30 super that evening and got back over $1100.00 tax free
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popcorn pennyless
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« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2012, 12:52:23 PM » |
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7 Autographed Rural Route One Records for Christmas Gifts.
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LARRY TROTTER
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« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2012, 01:03:16 PM » |
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Purchased a Motorola Bag Phone so My grandchildren can see my first mobile phone ... Looking for a phone booth 8ball pinball machine for Our rec room
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looking in
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2012, 01:34:14 PM » |
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Insane, you kidding me? That's a great buy, esp for 200 bucks! Got a link to the ebay page? Pretty sure they keep them up for awhile after the auction ends. Must see pics!! Vintage sulkies are a great thing to collect. Only now you'll need to pick up another one down the road to call it a collection.
Miss, The last time I was at Del Insko's farm in IL. the Loft above the stalls was piled high with old sulkies. I am sure some he used at Roosevelt Raceway. I bet he would dam near give them away just to clean house. |
I am just an old "Hoss" trainer, that has been raced hard and put away wet.
As my Friend from Maine(Ora Stratton) says "There are horse trainers, and then there are real "Hoss" trainers.
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the exactorman
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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2012, 01:49:58 PM » |
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Found a $267.40 voucher in SAM machine at Oak Brook OTB and turned it in .Wasnt even given a Thank You or told what happens to voucher ...
Bright side is i hit .30 super that evening and got back over $1100.00 tax free
Larry, I posted a while back about the fact I find vouchers all the time and return them. One thing I would question is whether its a good idea to bring it to a teller? or window?....after all what do they do with it? cash it and keep the money? I hold the ticket until the person comes back...and they ALWAYS come back...I then ask the person how much the voucher was for and if they know, I give it to them...and want nothing in return. While I believe in Karma and will always return a voucher that is not mine, I was never as lucky as you. I do nice things and go into ice cold streaks |
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popcorn pennyless
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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2012, 02:02:23 PM » |
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Coldpunch's Numpers on LL. |
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LARRY TROTTER
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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2012, 03:39:21 PM » |
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Teller looked honest but she never said Thank You
Hope she did the right thing ...
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J. Mannix
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2012, 03:42:58 PM » |
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Teller looked honest but she never said Thank You
Hope she did the right thing ...
LARRY IM SHOCKDED,,,I TOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT THE WERDS HONEST AND TELLERS ARE NOT ALOUD IN DA SAME SENTANCE,,, |
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LARRY TROTTER
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« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2012, 03:45:05 PM » |
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Two weeks ago i left a voucher in My slot machine at Harrahs .Guy was waiting there with My $175.00 voucher and told me he saw me leave and heard ringing ...
Didnt Look like he had two nickles ... Have him 40 cash and i Look over and he is playing 3 dollars a spin .... Go figure
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cecil127
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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2012, 04:22:37 PM » |
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Purchased a Motorola Bag Phone so My grandchildren can see my first mobile phone ... Looking for a phone booth 8ball pinball machine for Our rec room
you mean like this one?:  |
hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it....
Herve Filion
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popcorn pennyless
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2012, 04:24:42 PM » |
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I once bought a pretzel at Chester to use as a lethal weapon on my way thru the parking lot.
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Oh Canada
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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2012, 08:00:05 PM » |
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Sight unseen, a 5yold New Zealand bred trotter by Armbro Invasion from downunder for 70,000 dollars.Dumbest mistake I ever made in racing.
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