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Author Topic: SWOOEY AND JD,,ALTERNATE WEEKENDS,,,,,,SEE WHO'S BETTER  (Read 764 times)
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« on: December 08, 2012, 09:49:55 AM »

I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA,,

JD,HAD HIZ TURN ,,


LETS SEE WHAT SWOOEY CAN DO,,ITS ONLY FAIR.............


SWOOEY IZ STRIKENLY HANDSOME,,, thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up heart heart
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2012, 09:51:40 AM »

SWOOEY,,TALKS LOTS OF WORDS LETS SEE IF HEZ READY FOR PRIME TIME,,TV laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2012, 09:55:04 AM »

JUST AN IDEA,,


COMPETITION MAKES FOR BETTER WORK
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2012, 09:59:10 AM »

GREAT IDEA LUC...

Lets see is all of Swooeys internet bravado will transfer to TV


Maybe Swooey can change the color of his teeth to coordinate with time of year.

Green for xmas... pink for valentines......black for MLK day    etc
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2012, 10:00:13 AM »

HARNESS RACING NEEDS NEW BLOOD ,,MAYBE SWOOEY,,IS A VAMPIRE
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2012, 10:10:09 AM »

I think the Feds would show up arrest his azz throw him in the hooooosgooo for impersonating
A bobble canes, being a fake bobble cane.
Or they would frisk him and find a bunch a dumpster diven  tickets full of disease from Otb floors they would have to call the health department to quarintine his azz and a series of infectious shots given to the arresting officers.
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2012, 10:11:39 AM »

When it takes him 20 minutes to rant before he asks a conspiracy question, the next race will be coming up, and how will drivers drive in that race? bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head bang head
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2012, 10:20:54 AM »

Maybe Swoody can ride next to the driver  (side saddle) for a closer look at what it is like to control one of those animals..

I can hear the announcer..." & Here comes Swooey three wide...Swooey goes to the cane & is pulling away with every stride"   laughing guy laughing guy

He reminds me of a friend who lost $100,000 betting football games & used to complain how the players fixed the game or the refs fixed the game..
Once asked him then why does he bet on the games???  Because I like it was his answer...

So my thing to Swooey is, if you don't like betting harness go bet Jai Alai or something honest like that.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2012, 10:33:11 AM »

Maybe Swoody can ride next to the driver  (side saddle) for a closer look at what it is like to control one of those animals..

I can hear the announcer..." & Here comes Swooey three wide...Swooey goes to the cane & is pulling away with every stride"   laughing guy laughing guy

He reminds me of a friend who lost $100,000 betting football games & used to complain how the players fixed the game or the refs fixed the game..
Once asked him then why does he bet on the games???  Because I like it was his answer...

So my thing to Swooey is, if you don't like betting harness go bet Jai Alai or something honest like that.

Hey Purp Laverne and everyone, ever notice that people will complain no matter what they gamble on? They dont learn any angles and couldnt even tell you why a horse over 10-1 won the race, even after the race. Jai Alai guys drop balls on purpose, dont make kill shots, Football refs fix games, jockey's are to blame, drivers, trainers, juice....couldnt possibly be the bettor himself....right?Huh....I notice complainers are always chalkie players..
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2012, 10:54:29 AM »

Knowitall is a degenerate gambler who here's voice to many years setting in gasoline burned out his krack. Now his tonsils are his anal cavity.
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2012, 11:12:17 AM »

I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA,,

JD,HAD HIZ TURN ,,


LETS SEE WHAT SWOOEY CAN DO,,ITS ONLY FAIR.............


SWOOEY IZ STRIKENLY HANDSOME,,, thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up heart heart


Do we need to hear about the Oosting Crime Syndacate on the track feed ?

JD did fine....Didnt have a lot of interesting races to work with, but he surely will,,,,

He interviewd me .....................according to Nancey's theory.  head shake head shake
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2012, 11:14:00 AM »

SWOOEY..IS A PLAYBOY... heart heart heart thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2012, 11:15:04 AM »

HARNESS RACING NEEDS NEW BLOOD ,,MAYBE SWOOEY,,IS A VAMPIRE
Milking the SSD system for all he is worth.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2012, 11:15:41 AM »

SWOOEY HAS A NICE ASSES
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2012, 11:35:49 AM »

SWOOEY..IS A PLAYBOY... heart heart heart thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
Playing by himself is that a playboy?
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2012, 11:42:54 AM »

Playing by himself is that a playboy?

NO
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2012, 11:45:55 AM »

NO
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R u tryn to get me wound up? laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2012, 11:57:04 AM »

yep bang head bang head bang head bang head laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2012, 12:44:44 PM »

yep bang head bang head bang head bang head laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
Let me have my coffee first! laughing guy
U funny!
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2012, 02:09:00 AM »

I like JD, didn't see him do it last fri, saw him interview rocket n thought he did a great job. He was very comfortable in front of the camera and is clearly knowledgable about the game. He is also likable. That being said, Swooey would do the best job imaginable. He is none of the above, however, I would pay more attention to Swoo commentary, "investigation" and "theories" than the actual races. I'd imagine it'd go something like:

SW: First up, we have Marcus Miller. Question number 1- what does this mean to you? (Makes troll face)
MM: What?
SW: This (makes face)
MM: I... Am not sure.
SW: ADMIT IT!!
MM: Admit what?
SW: The face! The Smolin face! You know! The face he makes when the fix is in! This face! (Makes face)
MM: I really don't know what..Interrupted)
SW: that's all the time we have for now. Marcus Miller clearly exposed as a cheater by Citizen Cane. Next segment we'll have Mark Saporito come in to accept responsibility for his role in The 9/11 Hijackings. Our conclusive evidence has him wearing a blue shirt that day- I'd like to see him try to explain THAT!
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2012, 08:37:30 AM »

Wasnt there a hit song called " These eyes"
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2012, 10:04:57 AM »

I like JD, didn't see him do it last fri, saw him interview rocket n thought he did a great job. He was very comfortable in front of the camera and is clearly knowledgable about the game. He is also likable. That being said, Swooey would do the best job imaginable. He is none of the above, however, I would pay more attention to Swoo commentary, "investigation" and "theories" than the actual races. I'd imagine it'd go something like:

SW: First up, we have Marcus Miller. Question number 1- what does this mean to you? (Makes troll face)
MM: What?
SW: This (makes face)
MM: I... Am not sure.
SW: ADMIT IT!!
MM: Admit what?
SW: The face! The Smolin face! You know! The face he makes when the fix is in! This face! (Makes face)
MM: I really don't know what..Interrupted)
SW: that's all the time we have for now. Marcus Miller clearly exposed as a cheater by Citizen Cane. Next segment we'll have Mark Saporito come in to accept responsibility for his role in The 9/11 Hijackings. Our conclusive evidence has him wearing a blue shirt that day- I'd like to see him try to explain THAT!
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