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Author Topic: OT: Joke Of The Day !!!!  (Read 291 times)
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« on: December 05, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »


 
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their
beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys.  He's one of us."
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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2012, 05:54:08 PM »

Churchill was known to enjoy a drink or two, and at the height of the abdication crisis in late 1936, Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin approached him and found him decidedly four sheets to the wind.  Baldwin asked him, not unkindly, how much he'd had to drink.

Churchill winked at Baldwin and replied, whimsically, "SHUT UP YOU ARE STOOPIT KOK."
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2012, 05:59:51 PM »

 
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their
beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys.  He's one of us."

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2012, 06:09:36 PM »

Nance is now accusing you of stealing his topic ideas and had to bump his joke of the day topic to the top

The only thing on joke of the day at his place should be his picture  beer


I do have a joke I think is funny

2 peanuts were walking down the street.....and one was a salted
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