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« on: December 02, 2012, 08:34:24 PM »

Just watched it and laughed my ass off.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 09:32:04 PM »

In public speaking (class) we were supposed to give a speech on a great American pastime. While detailing our "rough draft", I stood up and talked about how *** tossing is a great American tradition that is on the outs. Lawmakers in a handful of states have started to ban the sport as they say its dehumanizing to "little ppl". I contended that little people are exploited in the same way 7 footers are in basketball. There are dwarfs on the circuit that earn in excess of 100k a year. While the little people of America argue that it treats dwarfs like objects, I believe that the best ones are masters of aero dynamics and fly through the air with grace and purpose. To deny these men the opportunity of competing and earning handsome paychecks is unfair not only to the dwarfs but their fans and the men who toss them. Please allow legalize *** tossing in all US states and provinces- thank you.

The teacher put his head down on his desk for what seemed like an hour. Most awkward silence I've ever experienced.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 09:42:09 PM »

What's the cutoff between *** and really short? I would say 4 feet.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2012, 09:48:48 PM »

Well, dwarfs have the big heads n stubby limbs, I think 4'10" and under qualifies as "little person", i don't remember if the height for male n female little ppl is the same but it shouldn't be, it should be proportionate like male/female height is right?
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2012, 10:04:29 PM »

Do they sell cars???
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 11:40:01 PM »

Do they sell cars???

That was my first question, too.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2012, 09:57:12 AM »

THATS  NOT VERY NICE,,,,


HOW ABOUT WE COMPARE WALLETS,,,,,


SEE WHO'S IS TALLER
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2012, 10:13:42 AM »

Just watched it and laughed my ass off.

Was it bowling? They have *** bowling around here where they throw them at bowling pins, it is beyond great.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 10:14:26 AM »

HOW ABOUT ,,TOSSING INBREDS OFF A TREE,,THATS FUN
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 10:19:21 AM »

HOW ABOUT ,,TOSSING INBREDS OFF A TREE,,THATS FUN

I agree....We have a whole bunch of them here......Most named DuPont......But they lock them up in the basement so you never see them
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2012, 07:37:06 PM »

Was it bowling? They have *** bowling around here where they throw them at bowling pins, it is beyond great.

Lol would love to get in on that
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2012, 07:49:48 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=219AYeeZjWw
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2012, 08:12:56 PM »


 laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy  lil guy can dance and is good at bowling when they throw him hard enough....
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2012, 11:09:40 PM »

Isn't there some type of organization that will protest this ?  Gentlemen, this is not politically correct. But it is funny as chit.  laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 11:39:32 PM »

The LPA.. Little People of America.. Have successfully banned *** tossing in several states, little tyrants, makes me want to toss them 60 yards!
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2012, 11:46:07 PM »

The LPA.. Little People of America.. Have successfully banned *** tossing in several states, little tyrants, makes me want to toss them 60 yards!
Will *** punting be next ?
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2012, 11:49:59 PM »

I heard this lil dude is pretty tough and sells used cars.

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2012, 11:53:25 PM »

Will *** punting be next ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QA51Lo5K-4 laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 11:58:12 PM »

That was real fuotbal.. laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2012, 12:02:29 AM »


Omg.. Greatest video ever.. Using the *** wrestler as an object to harm another wrestler. Apparently the Little People of Mexico aren't quite as prominent or influential. Shame.
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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 12:09:47 AM »

*** tossing is one of few sports where a record has stood unchallenged for decades (Lenny the Giant of the UK). It sickens me that the LPA refuses to let the sport progress in the modern era. I'm guessing that they're just jealous bc they don't have the grace of flight or advanced understanding of aerodynamics necessary to hack it on the circuit. Little bastards.
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 07:26:12 AM »

I heard this lil dude is pretty tough and sells used cars.



Was not on the video? Who please?
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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 09:54:07 AM »

RICH I AM AS TALL AS YOU
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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 09:55:08 AM »

I heard this lil dude is pretty tough and sells used cars.





IT WAS FUNNY DA 1000 TIME ,,NOT THE 1000000000000 TIME ,,
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 06:30:47 PM »

momo nominates the following drivers to be used as dwarfs....OO/brad forward/micallef/jimmy marohn/tom corelli
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