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Author Topic: ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAUGH ON THIS SITE,,????just asking  (Read 2110 times)
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« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2012, 05:27:26 PM »

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT LAUGHING
WHY SO MUCH HATE?

Why don't you start with a public apology to all of us.
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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2012, 05:29:39 PM »

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT LAUGHING
WHY SO MUCH HATE?

Couldnt be because  you start most of it , could it ?
Jewish Holiday Monday and Tuesday, eagerly awaiting your holiday greetings
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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2012, 05:30:19 PM »

MY STUFF WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY


 IT USAULLY DOES
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« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2012, 05:36:36 PM »

FEEL THE LAUGHTER!!
FEEL THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2012, 05:36:50 PM »

When we laugh they hate and then it turns ugly.
There are 4 or 5 trolls who are trying to ruin this site.

Maybe we should all just eggnore them?

the pot calling the kettle black , once again.
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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2012, 05:37:24 PM »

HEY BURTON..


 YOUR A CREEP,,


NOW STAY OFF MY THREADS,,

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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2012, 05:38:03 PM »

HEY STEVE,G


YOUR A GOOD GUY


HOWS YOUR TROTTER ,,HE TOOK A BAD STEP YESTERDAY ..??
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2012, 05:38:15 PM »

HEY BURTON..


 YOUR A CREEP,,


NOW STAY OFF MY THREADS,,


WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2012, 05:38:41 PM »

the pot calling the kettle black , once again.

Why don't you go ask Dan about black kettle's?   He has a few of them.
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2012, 05:39:45 PM »

HEY STEVE,G


YOUR A GOOD GUY


HOWS YOUR TROTTER ,,HE TOOK A BAD STEP YESTERDAY ..??


no bad steps
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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2012, 05:40:59 PM »

HEY STEVE,G


YOUR A GOOD GUY


HOWS YOUR TROTTER ,,HE TOOK A BAD STEP YESTERDAY ..??
AGREE
HOPE HORSE IS OK?
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2012, 05:42:03 PM »


no bad steps


 THEY ARE ANIMALS,,,NOT MACHINES


GOOD LUCK...STEVE

I AINT GONNA FCK WITH YOU NO MORE


HOPE PATRICK ,,,COMES BACK TO YOU


ONE OF MY HORSES GOT SICK LAST WEEK...IT BLOWS,,
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« Reply #37 on: October 05, 2012, 05:42:46 PM »

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT LAUGHING
WHY SO MUCH HATE?

Oh did I forget to life? laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy

Buttons I heard u used be gay for prep h ?
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« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »

WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE?


 HEY STOP STEALIN MY LINES,,,,,,BURTON,,,
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« Reply #39 on: October 05, 2012, 05:57:36 PM »

Why don't you go ask Dan about black kettle's?   He has a few of them.


exactly what i am talking about. once again you are running your mouth about shit that has nothing to do with you. when in dear god will you ever cut the shit?
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2012, 06:02:03 PM »

DOESNT ANYONE ,,,LAUGH ANY MORE,,,


GOSH

There are very strict guidelines for humorous content

1 it is not ok to laugh at anyone
A Self proclaimed harness experts getting back 20c on the dollar is NOT funny- the man is a nice guy- therefore, it doesn't matter if he considers himself to be a gifted horse bettor, it doesn't matter that he cheated to win a *** high school soccer tournament, according to 2 posters he's a "good guy" so his complete and total failure at the very thing he considers himself an expert at should not be considered funny

B Forum members who make absolute guarantees over various outcomes should not be laughed at. There is nothing funny about posters making 100% guarantees on events, being wrong and having to admit they were wrong. Despite making claims, laughing at such claims as "Eric Abbatiello is an elite driver" is strongly discouraged as ppl's feelings can get hurt. Difference of opinion and making predictions that go against other ppl's predictions is bad for the forum. Everyone should agree or not say anything at all.

C it is not ok to laugh at inanimate objects if they are owned by people. Say Ira Smolin is spotted wearing a fanny pack and a Pee Wee Herman TShirt. This is not funny. By laughing, you can potentially hurt the feelings of the manufacturer of said items, the retail store he got em from. For example, I remember reading about a Baconmilkshake @ Carl's Jr. Initially, I thought that it was a ridiculous idea and was going to comment but I realized that I could hurt the feelings of Carl's Jr corporate officers, employees, stockholders and possibly even pigs.

2 Knock Knock jokes

These types of jokes are strictly forbidden. It's very likely that when delivering the joke, (saying "knock knock") may actually lead members to believe that there is somebody knocking at their door. At this point, it's possible that readers may get confused and check to see if anyone's at the door- when no one is there, they may get disappointed and have their feelings hurt

3 Chicken/Road jokes

These are also not tolerated. Some ppl may be vegans, thus, their feelings might get hurt. Also, if people guess the wrong answer, their self esteem might drop and this can't be risked.

4  Acceptable topics:

Humidity
Gasoline purity
Guacamole
Cupid
Varnish


Anything else is simply unacceptable, cruel and against the grain of the site
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2012, 06:12:51 PM »

LOL guacamole and varnish.

Thanks PaceMaker.
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2012, 06:17:41 PM »

AGREE
HOPE HORSE IS OK?

Yeah you really hope that, Im sure of that
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2012, 06:19:46 PM »

When we laugh they hate and then it turns ugly.
There are 4 or 5 trolls who are trying to ruin this site.

Maybe we should all just eggnore them?

A lot of people might think its you and your 4 or 5 trolls/buddies  thumbs up
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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2012, 06:23:14 PM »

A lot of people might think its you and your 4 or 5 trolls/buddies  thumbs up

Exactly- JJ and his band of trolls.
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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2012, 06:31:15 PM »

Exactly- JJ and his band of trolls.

I only have one name.
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2012, 06:31:48 PM »

LOL guacamole and varnish.

Thanks PaceMaker.

You are welcome. I expect everyone to follow these rules. It really is for the best and I'm sure these rules will make for more enjoyable reading. Personally, I don't see the humor in making fun of other individuals on this site, poking fun at ppl not related to the site or making jokes about any living thing or object owned or formerly owned by posters.

To get started off on the right foot:

"Why do they call it Guacamole? It's not made out of moles!!"

Contrary to some opinions, these guidelines will help make this site more entertaining without the risk of offending anybody

I eagerly await your varnish/Humidity/Gas purity jokes. I, like you all, find them extremely entertaining while also not offending anybody. God forbid anyone's feelings get hurt: it's not like anyone on here can ever do anything worthy of joking about/laughing at.
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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2012, 07:00:12 PM »

There are very strict guidelines for humorous content

1 it is not ok to laugh at anyone
A Self proclaimed harness experts getting back 20c on the dollar is NOT funny- the man is a nice guy- therefore, it doesn't matter if he considers himself to be a gifted horse bettor, it doesn't matter that he cheated to win a *** high school soccer tournament, according to 2 posters he's a "good guy" so his complete and total failure at the very thing he considers himself an expert at should not be considered funny

B Forum members who make absolute guarantees over various outcomes should not be laughed at. There is nothing funny about posters making 100% guarantees on events, being wrong and having to admit they were wrong. Despite making claims, laughing at such claims as "Eric Abbatiello is an elite driver" is strongly discouraged as ppl's feelings can get hurt. Difference of opinion and making predictions that go against other ppl's predictions is bad for the forum. Everyone should agree or not say anything at all.

C it is not ok to laugh at inanimate objects if they are owned by people. Say Ira Smolin is spotted wearing a fanny pack and a Pee Wee Herman TShirt. This is not funny. By laughing, you can potentially hurt the feelings of the manufacturer of said items, the retail store he got em from. For example, I remember reading about a Baconmilkshake @ Carl's Jr. Initially, I thought that it was a ridiculous idea and was going to comment but I realized that I could hurt the feelings of Carl's Jr corporate officers, employees, stockholders and possibly even pigs.

2 Knock Knock jokes

These types of jokes are strictly forbidden. It's very likely that when delivering the joke, (saying "knock knock") may actually lead members to believe that there is somebody knocking at their door. At this point, it's possible that readers may get confused and check to see if anyone's at the door- when no one is there, they may get disappointed and have their feelings hurt

3 Chicken/Road jokes

These are also not tolerated. Some ppl may be vegans, thus, their feelings might get hurt. Also, if people guess the wrong answer, their self esteem might drop and this can't be risked.

4  Acceptable topics:

Humidity
Gasoline purity
Guacamole
Cupid
Varnish


Anything else is simply unacceptable, cruel and against the grain of the site

Great Pace Maker laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy laughing guy
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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2012, 07:02:05 PM »

YOUR WELCOME.
THANKS FOR GREAT THREAD.
I LOVE TO LAUGH
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many horse burgers can a sea donkey keester?
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2012, 07:12:15 PM »

Note: Varnish no longer an acceptable topic. Considering the average age of the BTW member and the possibility of you dirty rotten jokesters making cracks about "Wood", "hard wood" and "Finishing" someone is bound to get their feelings hurt. Take note: Varnish or varnish related jokes will be met with severe repercussions. Also, Cupid is no longer an acceptable joking point. Some members here surely wear diapers and/or bow hunt. As of this moment, Humidity/Gas Purity/Guacamole are the only acceptable things to discuss in a manner that isn't 100% serious. Surely, this will make the site way more entertaining.

To get things started off on the right foot:

"Why when its really humid do they call it huMIDity? They should call it huHIGHity!"

Right guys?Huh??
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