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Author Topic: ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE A LAUGH ON THIS SITE,,????just asking  (Read 2039 times)
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« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2012, 09:05:55 PM »

MR BURTON BEING A NICE HUMAN IS TOO HARD FOR U
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« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2012, 09:07:50 PM »

The Larry David Sandwich [5.1]

    [after Ted Danson and Larry decide to switch their sandwiches]
    Ted: Just if anyone asks me, what's in my new sandwich?
    Larry: Oh, ok, it's um, you got white fish. You know, white fish?
    Ted: White fish?
    Larry: White fish and sable. Uhm..
    Ted: What is sable?
    Larry: It's a fish.
    Jeff: It's a fish like a white fish. Smoked fish.
    Ted: You have two fishes in the sandwich?
    Larry: But they blend very well together. They're like Siamese twins, white fish and sable.
    Ted: What else is in it? No condiments?
    Jeff: Cream cheese.
    Larry: There's some cream cheese..it's..
    Jeff: Capers.
    [Larry gives Jeff a look]
    Larry: There may be some capers but I'm not sure. You can always brush them off, it's not a big deal.
    Jeff: Onions.
    [Larry gives Jeff another look]
    Ted: That sounds awful.
    Larry: What are you talking about?
    Ted: My sandwich is turkey, cole slaw, russian dressing. It's a classic. People come in and they order a "Ted Danson".
    Larry: Yeah but you're not there. You don't go in there.
    Ted: Yeah but people are used to my sandwich. All of a sudden they show up there and they're eating the "Ted Danson" sandwich, you know, all of a sudden has herring and lox..
    Jeff: Capers..and onions.
    Larry: Hey, shut the *** up!
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« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2012, 09:13:32 PM »

MR BURTON BEING A NICE HUMAN IS TOO HARD FOR U
WHATEVER U SAY
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« Reply #78 on: October 05, 2012, 09:14:13 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Every trying asking an older Jewish lady what kind of fish is in her gefilte fish recipe?  

BUFFEL?
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« Reply #79 on: October 05, 2012, 09:14:44 PM »

Actually u can bee DON'T THINK U WANT TO BEE
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« Reply #80 on: October 05, 2012, 09:23:10 PM »

andels deli thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up and I am not even Joosh laughing guy
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« Reply #81 on: October 05, 2012, 09:26:28 PM »

Ahh, I forgot... of course you know Andel's.  Grin  I was at a deposition at a firm on IU Willets Road (this goes back 22 years)... natch, all the Irish guys looked to the Yid for guidance on Joosh eats.  (This of course predated the Ben's on old Old Country Road, and the Pastrami King all the way down south).
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« Reply #82 on: October 05, 2012, 09:33:20 PM »

Classic curb reference.. Not a big fish guy, aside from select deli meats Jew food is total disaster.. Scratch that.. Matzah ball soup, kreplach soup, matzoh itselfs good, latkes arent bad but an inferior potato dish compared to fries or hash browns,idk for certain if Jews invented bagel but we're associated w/ it.. Can't knock the bagel.. Or certain kosher hot dogs. These things aside, all terrible, gefilte fish is the Spam of the sea. Brisket= nasty, screw kugel, if it weren't for ppl having fond memories of Jewish holidays n associating the food w/ those occasions literally nobody could possibly enjoy the majority of Jew cuisine

Re: Burton, he's most likely an angry, sad, empty guy.. Not making fun of him, don't get on me for saying this, he just seems to be a very negative person without a lot of happiness or joy and overall just has a bitter disposition. being positive or even neutral probably doesnt come naturally for him. I'm no shrink and even if I was would be foolish to try to analyze someone based on their postings on a harness website but expecting this guy to change is probably unrealistic.
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« Reply #83 on: October 05, 2012, 09:53:54 PM »

It may depend where your grandmothers were from... got Vienna/A-H Empire on one side, hence the old Central Yoorp constipation diet of meat, meat and meat; but Lithuania on the other, hence marvelous blintzes and dairy stuff.

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« Reply #84 on: October 06, 2012, 07:39:36 AM »

I LOVE SLIM WHITMAN!

ALSO LOVE A ROCKNROLL DANCE TODAY.
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« Reply #85 on: October 06, 2012, 07:46:54 AM »

Slim DID kinda rool, didn't he?

Did you watch the debates, Burton?  I didn't, but I'm somewhat enthused by what I've read and heard.
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« Reply #86 on: October 06, 2012, 08:01:11 AM »

APPRENTICE..........high as a kite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOMqqI-kzHY&feature=related
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« Reply #87 on: October 06, 2012, 01:43:27 PM »


Lol that video could easily apply to me being of the pro-laugh crowd, however, that video is *** hilarious
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