I'm not a Cub fan by any means, but I find this promotion amusing. Tomorrow night if you would like to participate in 'Singles Night" head into Wrigley and they will give you a shirt that basically labels you 'Single and Ready to Mingle.' A few of their other slogans for this event are 'Where we turn Singles into Doubles' and 'Singles Night: Playing The Field' I had a few suggestions I thought I'd throw their way, but they didn't take. Feel free to add your own...
'Singles Night: Where her friends are just dying to throw you out at home'
'Singles Night: Where giving up Back-to-Back Home Runs means.... she's just a whore'
'Singles Night: Where sliding head first is a necessity.'
'Singles Night: In 9 months you can have your very own Cub!'
"Singles night: Drunk every day/night here at Wrigley anyhow and can't remember a bit of it, so what's one more night?"