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Author Topic: O/T : From iPod to iRon  (Read 1105 times)
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« on: November 10, 2010, 02:21:15 PM »

   
It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. 
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

 

 
 Then I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
She bought me an iPad.
 
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

 
 

 
  So when September came for my wife’s birthday it only seemed fitting that I got her an iRon.

 

She failed to recognize that the iRon was designed to be integrated into the home network system of the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activated her built in iNag at which time iTuned her out, which really through her into high gear!
Talk about unappreciative! 

 

 
 
 
 
    

 
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 03:02:10 PM »

fyi, there is humor in things that do not involve focusing on the differences between men and women

why do you always strike at devicivness instead of harmony between the sexes ?

just wondering ?
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2010, 03:26:42 PM »

fyi, there is humor in things that do not involve focusing on the differences between men and women

why do you always strike at devicivness instead of harmony between the sexes ?

just wondering ?

Look at her name.  Duh!

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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2010, 03:29:25 PM »

Funny stuff, AM!

What kind of woman fails to appreciate useful household & kitchen appliances (or socks, or underwear) as birthday gifts?

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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 04:18:07 PM »

fyi, there is humor in things that do not involve focusing on the differences between men and women
why do you always strike at devicivness instead of harmony between the sexes ?
just wondering ?

O.M.G....they are just JOKES.....have you ever seen a 'harmonius' joke between the sexes?? i haven't.....and what is 'devicivness'??  is that a real word??   maroon
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 04:19:40 PM »

Funny stuff, AM!

What kind of woman fails to appreciate useful household & kitchen appliances (or socks, or underwear) as birthday gifts?

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the same kind as the man who fails to appreciate ties, socks, tighty whities/boxers  as birthday gifts.... maroon
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 04:21:16 PM »

Look at her name.  Duh!

Duh?  what's that supposed to mean?  hey, some of us are born bold.....you give me crap, you get it back....so yes, irb, i am THE alpha mare Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 04:22:11 PM »

fyi, there is humor in things that do not involve focusing on the differences between men and women

why do you always strike at devicivness instead of harmony between the sexes ?

just wondering ?


and if you don't appreciate jokes...why are you reading them??
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 05:36:39 PM »

the same kind as the man who fails to appreciate ties, socks, tighty whities/boxers  as birthday gifts.... maroon

Yeah, you'd think by now that every woman would know that "new wallet" is what really gets it for a guy.
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 06:36:16 PM »

I love it, it's like I always ask, why do they make golf clubs for women? That's like making a mop for a man!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2010, 10:57:04 PM »

Hey, give a man a Roomba, he'l be happy!
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 09:07:50 AM »

Hey, give a man a Roomba, he'l be happy!

give me a roomba and i'll be happy!!!  those things are cool!  maroon
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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 11:46:08 AM »

give me a roomba and i'll be happy!!!  those things are cool!  maroon

I keep hoping for one of those little remote control helicopters, and I would fly it around the house and in and out of rooms from the living room couch while watching football. I think it would be so cool. But alas ... for some reason that gift never comes.
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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 03:05:20 PM »

Hey, a Roomba is close. 
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