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Author Topic: HOMESTRETCH KNOWS EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW !!  (Read 16331 times)
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« Reply #525 on: September 19, 2012, 10:20:39 AM »

When will the refugee ploppers leave us alone?
That's a tough question, but homestretch will give it a shot:
Seems like one of three possibilites:
1. When hell freezes over !
2. When the U S debt dips below 5 trillion !
OR PROBABLY 3: WHEN THE OWNERS OF THAT OTHER SITE STOP SPENDING THEIR 5 BUCKS A DAY ON BETTING INFORMATION AND PAY THE  censor ELECTRIC BILL !! 
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« Reply #526 on: September 19, 2012, 10:33:28 AM »

Of the top trotting Colts in nyss program who is the most underrated in the2 and 3 year old category.

Who is the most overrated?
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, ASKING HOMESTRETCH FOR PREDICTIONS !!
OK, JUST THIS ONE TIME, ONLY FOR YOU, AND I'LL ANSWER TWO QUESTIONS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE !!

MOST UNDERATED: I'LL GO WITH "TIRADE HANOVER" IN THE 2ND RACE SATURDAY NIGHT @ YONKERS.
HAS A MARK OF 55.4, AND IF HE CAN HANDLE THE TOUGH 1/2 MILE TURNS FROM THE 2 HOLE, HE'S A WINNER !!

JJ: DON'T  censor BET THE RANCH, ONLY THE HOUSE !!

MOST OVERATED: FLYHAWK JESTER, A 110K PURCHASE AT THE HARRISBURG SALE WHO WAS TOUTED AS A PROBABLE HAMBO WINNER !! THAT NEVER HAPPENED. HOMESTRETCH KNOWS 100000%

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« Reply #527 on: September 19, 2012, 10:38:30 AM »

Why do you ask
BECAUSE BISCUIT NEEDS AN ANSWER !
RIGHT  censor NOW !!
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« Reply #528 on: September 19, 2012, 10:54:56 AM »

I AGREE
YOU NEED TO ASK  censor QUESTIONS LIKE:

1. WHEN WILL PIG'S FLY ?
2. WHY DID THE PIG CROSS THE ROAD ?
3. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU CROSS A DINOSAUR AND A PIG ?

YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE THAT !!!
GO FOR IT PIGGY !!
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« Reply #529 on: September 19, 2012, 01:27:59 PM »

How much snow will fall in Syracuse this winter?
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« Reply #530 on: September 19, 2012, 01:43:36 PM »

How much snow will fall in Syracuse this winter?
MULTIPLY YOUR SHOE SIZE X 7 !!!!!!
WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME THAT SHOULD EQUAL A HUGE AMOUNT OF SNOW !!
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« Reply #531 on: September 19, 2012, 02:11:03 PM »

MULTIPLY YOUR SHOE SIZE X 7 !!!!!!
WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME THAT SHOULD EQUAL A HUGE AMOUNT OF SNOW !!
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Bad winter...even if you divide.
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« Reply #532 on: September 19, 2012, 02:44:38 PM »

Bad winter...even if you divide.
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« Reply #533 on: September 19, 2012, 07:50:46 PM »

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If I dug a hole in my backyard what would I find?
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« Reply #534 on: September 19, 2012, 08:00:56 PM »

If I dug a hole in my backyard what would I find?
Depends !
Do you live anywhere near mike Gag's old farm in Lakewood, new jersey Huh
If so, you may find the remains of many lost soul's !!
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« Reply #535 on: September 19, 2012, 08:23:37 PM »

Homestretch, my learned friend,
Think back a few decades.
A lowly second trainer has wined and dined this young lady all night.
His boss, a soon to be "Hall Of Famer" walks in at closing time.
Bossman is soon headed out the door with the now willing young lady.
As he goes out the door, what does bossman looking over his shoulder say to the poor and now lonely second trainer?
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I am just an old "Hoss" trainer, that has been raced hard and put away wet. 
As my Friend from Maine(Ora Stratton) says "There are horse trainers, and then there are real "Hoss" trainers.
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« Reply #536 on: September 19, 2012, 08:33:42 PM »

What should i eat for dinner?
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« Reply #537 on: September 19, 2012, 08:59:23 PM »

What should i eat for dinner?
Ham samwich & tomato soup with Piggy !!
Dessert will be humble pie !!!
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« Reply #538 on: September 19, 2012, 09:31:56 PM »

Homestretch, my learned friend,
Think back a few decades.
A lowly second trainer has wined and dined this young lady all night.
His boss, a soon to be "Hall Of Famer" walks in at closing time.
Bossman is soon headed out the door with the now willing young lady.
As he goes out the door, what does bossman looking over his shoulder say to the poor and now lonely second trainer?
Give me a hint ?
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« Reply #539 on: September 19, 2012, 09:48:59 PM »

Give me a hint ?

Hint, I will give you the first half of what he said.

"(Second trainers nickname), It is just like racing horses, you **** **** **, *** * **** **** ****!
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I am just an old "Hoss" trainer, that has been raced hard and put away wet. 
As my Friend from Maine(Ora Stratton) says "There are horse trainers, and then there are real "Hoss" trainers.
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« Reply #540 on: September 19, 2012, 10:00:45 PM »

Will Enio file charges on Carlos and Rubin for destroying his car and running it through a liquor store?
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« Reply #541 on: September 19, 2012, 10:23:46 PM »

Will Enio file charges on Carlos and Rubin for destroying his car and running it through a liquor store?
Don't think so !
Probably hire Tony, Angelo, & those 2 brothers from Vegas to do the dirty work !
Heard they are well connected !!!
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« Reply #542 on: September 19, 2012, 10:33:04 PM »

In your other thread a lot of posters here did not come clean and disclose their handles at other sites. Do you know why?
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« Reply #543 on: September 19, 2012, 10:41:32 PM »

Where can you find the fastest chickens in the world?
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« Reply #544 on: September 19, 2012, 10:47:11 PM »

Depends !
Do you live anywhere near mike Gag's old farm in Lakewood, new jersey Huh
If so, you may find the remains of many lost soul's !!
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« Reply #545 on: September 19, 2012, 10:48:36 PM »

In your other thread a lot of posters here did not come clean and disclose their handles at other sites. Do you know why?
Vegas~~Yonkers1~~Homeboyhanover, are about the only ones that stay with their same name where ever they post~~~
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« Reply #546 on: September 19, 2012, 10:53:15 PM »

Vegas~~Yonkers1~~Homeboyhanover, are about the only ones that stay with their same name where ever they post~~~
And me Vegas!
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« Reply #547 on: September 19, 2012, 10:59:34 PM »

And me Vegas!
True Dat!
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« Reply #548 on: September 19, 2012, 10:59:50 PM »

And me Vegas!
Vegas~~Yonkers1~~Homeboyhanover, are about the only ones that stay with their same name where ever they post~~~

Only Homestretch has the right to answer questions in this thread.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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« Reply #549 on: September 19, 2012, 11:59:06 PM »

Where can you find the fastest chickens in the world?
HERE'S YOU ANSWER !!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJN6g2f1ZU
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