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Author Topic: A Sailor & A Young Blonde Women  (Read 453 times)
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« on: December 12, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »

A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the DesPlaines River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Empress Casino, and we never leave Joliet."
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2009, 03:51:09 AM »

Eric

I had never heard this one before so I was eating and drinking some pop while reading it.

I read the puchline while taking a drink from my glass and laughed so hard pepsi went out my nose!

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2009, 08:40:25 AM »

Good one.

She's getting screwed the way the Empress is screwing us with all their appeals!
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