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« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2010, 10:36:33 AM » |
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bello
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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2010, 10:39:44 AM » |
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Grew up in Brooklyn. Didn't know what a barn was, never even saw one. Is the cellar a good substitute?
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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2010, 11:27:26 AM » |
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Clocks, fans, kitchen chairs, old steak knives or any other knife for that matter, Cats, spray bottles. they all go out there and them seem to just be swallowed up by the barn
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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2010, 11:30:14 AM » |
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Good ones on the Ex's you guys. I leave my current husband at the Barn -- but he says he likes it. Grew up in Brooklyn. Didn't know what a barn was, never even saw one. Is the cellar a good substitute?
Oh bello ... a cellar is similar only if you have horses in your cellar ... or Ex's ... those things cause the leave behinds to happen. |
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« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2010, 11:33:34 AM » |
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Clocks, fans, kitchen chairs, old steak knives or any other knife for that matter, Cats, spray bottles. they all go out there and them seem to just be swallowed up by the barn
Merf -- You are triple tied for first place with the Cats. Very funny. |
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« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2010, 01:03:03 PM » |
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Merf -- You are triple tied for first place with the Cats. Very funny.
They seem to come in the barn and then never come out, kind of like Hotel California. Here's another one that I'm surprised hasn't been listed: VIRGINITY |
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Alpha Mare
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« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2010, 01:25:05 PM » |
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turkey basters, those triangular sponges on sticks (great for putting fly spray on head shy horses!), garland, plastic table cloths and those black woooden cowboy siihouettes - all these things are great for putting on/over/under jump rails! and any boots/shoes/coats/towels/blankets you REALLY don't want anymore but just can't bear to toss out...heck...take it to the barn!!! someone might be able to use it!! and a few things that multiply at the barn it seems.....empty coffee cups and soda cans!!!
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Absolutely amazing.......s.m.h.....
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« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2010, 03:34:32 PM » |
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Oh Lordy -- what a fun resurrection this is. I see a poll in the works.
Merf, you definitely topped yourself with Virginity left at the barn. Way funnier than cats ... unless they were the same (oops).
Alpha Mare you are definitely in the running with the Turkey Baster. Everything else posted is good but the baster has me wondering. Thank goodness you didn't mention a meat thermometer !!
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« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2010, 05:19:06 PM » |
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this is one of the most enjoyable posts.....ever.
It is so true...and it also makes you 'think" and you wonder if you are alone in your thinking...and as it turns out...you're usually not alone.
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« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2010, 06:11:08 PM » |
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this is one of the most enjoyable posts.....ever.
It is so true...and it also makes you 'think" and you wonder if you are alone in your thinking...and as it turns out...you're usually not alone.
I hope you like the posts FL, I'm thinking your post means "yes". There are a lot of subtleties to day-to-day horse/racing operations that are understood and cherished but rarely declared. This thread is full of great notions of home and barn. I'm getting ideas from all even though I thought I had the home--> barn thing covered. I like Alpha Mare's black wooden cowboy silhouettes. I'm motivated to buy some for home just to take them to the barn! What about music, anyone leave a radio on for the horses ... if so what channel? |
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« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2010, 06:15:32 PM » |
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I hope you like the posts FL, I'm thinking your post means "yes".
Are you kiddin?? It is GREAT. We don't often see this type of post but it is GREAT to read. It is hard to explain in writing...but you (I) read along with what someone says and you think "wait..I do that too....I thought I was the only one". excellent, excellent reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2010, 07:29:21 PM » |
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i leave the animal planet on at home for my pets when i am not there....does that count? lol
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« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2010, 07:33:11 PM » |
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i leave the animal planet on at home for my pets when i am not there....does that count? lol
my dog is very impatient and cannot sit still for long. So when I go out on Sunday evenings, I hook up the TV to the microwave for him. This way he can watch 60 Minutes in 90 seconds. |
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« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2010, 08:06:18 PM » |
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Ayyy ya aa. You guys are killing me here. You can leave the Animal Planet on but aren't your worried about the Animal Cops shows --- way too graphic. My rescue pooches love America's Funniest Pet Videos but they don't like rescue scenes on the Animal Cop shows. Too much.
FL, what's up with connecting the canine with the microwave ... I love Top Chef but I'm not handing over the remote AND kitchen any time soon.
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« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2010, 08:38:59 PM » |
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toilet paper
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« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2010, 08:43:42 PM » |
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toilet paper
and Paper Towels |
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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2010, 09:19:54 PM » |
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I'm too old for the condoms, but how about 10 million hours of my life that I will never get back!
10 million hours? That would make you roughly 115 years old. |
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2010, 09:32:32 PM » |
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10 million hours? That would make you roughly 115 years old.
and .... A pretty dedicated Horseman  |
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2010, 09:43:32 PM » |
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kind of like Hotel California.
Great line, Merf. I'm hoping I can check out when the bottom goes to $1200
Alpha Mare you are definitely in the running with the Turkey Baster. Everything else posted is good but the baster has me wondering.
Alpha Mare must do some AI...  2 barns with the radio on 24/7 - either country or classic rock. |
I know one thing for sure. Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2010, 09:48:56 PM » |
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O&S you totally have a handle on this thread ... and you are invested. Take over for me please ... my Hotel Harnessfornia is kicking in -- I'll be back tomorrow.  |
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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2010, 09:52:06 PM » |
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Feminine napkins ...for the heels, i don't use them but i knew a few who did. |
Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around
King Nothing
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« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2010, 10:23:52 PM » |
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bailing twine, Ole Man Oldschool, dollar store plastic bins (to toss in condition sheets, vet reports, whatever) big plastic bins (to toss in everything else), camp chairs, plant hangers and flowers, old pieces of carpet
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Alpha Mare
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« Reply #47 on: March 03, 2010, 11:25:30 PM » |
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turkey basters work really well for admimistering melted smz's, bute, etc n water solutions to horses that refuse to eat their grain with them in them! beats the heck out of 'oral syringes'....so much goes in that even if they lose a bit, it's minimal...lol
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Absolutely amazing.......s.m.h.....
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Pupparazzi
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« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2010, 05:36:20 AM » |
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sunglasses!!!
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« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2010, 04:09:02 PM » |
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sunglasses!!!
Have a pair in every trunk! hanging on nails all over! |
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