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Author Topic: Nut Job Nancy's New Gig  (Read 2058 times)
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« on: February 18, 2009, 09:57:18 PM »

Seeing that Nancy is having another night of horrible handicapping he is trying his hand with a new handicapping technique.

He fluff's himself up then gives out a primal scream as he types

 I GOT $500 THAT SAYS SAM WIDGER GETS BEAT IN THE 1ST RACE WEDNESDAY NIGHT
on: February 17, 2009, 09:48:44 PM Quote 

 


It seems that Dan trying to sell 4 selections in a race has not gone well for him recently. So Dan is now turning to picking 9 horses to beat 1.  Wow Dan, what do you charge for that kind of information. Freddy is going to have to get a bigger server to handle all of that internet traffic.

Then you have the 14% that makes up Team Nance, Scotty who then chats on the same topic

DN, Did you know that Sammy widg ALWAYS has a voucher for at least 5k in his colors at all times!!!! THATS A FACT!!!!

for one thing, Scott was unable to stick a voucher in his pocket. It was too stuffed with the pocket protector holding the syringes of M99

and secondly, when you say; " DN, did you know" why are you typing ? Just look down from the top of your bunk beds and say, HEY DAN, DID YOU KNOW THAT SAMMY
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 10:38:13 PM »

I predict the 5 horse will lose in the second race!

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 11:41:22 PM »

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   I GOT $500 THAT SAYS CHUNKY MONKEY BEATS STAR TOWN THIS WEEK
on: February 17, 2009, 10:36:38 PM  

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Two days ago Star Town 20-1 beat Chunkyinthemonkey 2-1. Tomorrow Star Town will get plenty of action because he beat the Monkey. $500 says the Monkey beats Star Town this week.     
 
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Copyright 2009 Dan Nance Corp. All rights reserved.
 

The result:

1  LUCINDA'S GIRL   7.20 4.60 2.60
2  STAR TOWN     4.60 3.00
3  CHUNKYINDAMONKEY       2.20
           
$1 EXA (1/2) $12.90  $1 TRI (1/2/3) $30.70  $1 SPR (1/2/3/4) $67.60

This guy is a horses ass.
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 12:32:09 AM »

He is totally mentally deranged.  maroon maroon maroon. The sad commentary is that he believes everything that he posts.  nyah nyah nyah maroon maroon
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2009, 03:01:30 PM »

He also claims that he had the pick 4 which paid $2,000+.  Only problem is you had to wager $160 to get there.  I think you could take a dart, throw it at each page on the program and once you get to $160 the dart will have picked the winning combo almost every time.
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2009, 04:54:14 PM »

Just another classic Nance family scam. His wife's  interest rate adjusted and now she has a bigger nut to crack every month. I hope he picks hundreds and hundred of winners so he can help out his family.
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2009, 06:54:47 PM »

 (hj)Thought this thread was about Pelosi the nutjob;D
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I know one thing for sure.  Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 05:55:19 AM »

(hj)Thought this thread was about Pelosi the nutjob;D
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 09:25:11 AM »

(hj)Thought this thread was about Pelosi the nutjob;D
Could expand on this but that would give the loony lefties another topic to infest  screwy screwy screwy
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 09:53:29 AM »

Could expand on this but that would give the loony lefties another topic to infest  screwy screwy screwy

Like you just did to this one.  doh
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 11:02:47 PM »



Funny stuff
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 11:47:41 AM »

You know what I find funny. freedy's results are listed everyday no matter how they do. But Dan's are only listed when he actually has a winner. Is that Dan telling him to do that? Can't show the bad days? He might gain some respect from these people that are bashing him, if they show the results everyday, no matter what. Just like Freddy does JMO
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