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« on: January 20, 2009, 07:03:42 PM »

The king himself at HomeTrackAdvantage had a big night Saturday wagering on the Meadowlands. So big that casino management COMPED him a toilet to throw up on his picks.

Later, security was seen escorting the portly King of all handicappers who boasted a training avg of around .180 in the 90's as a little old woman was seen hassling him trying to get her $5.00 back for his selections

Saturday's picks

Race 1 his top pick, the favorite ran 3rd
Race 2 his even money selection, ran 4th
Race 3 his ** rated selection and co favorite ran last
race 4 his top pick, the favorite, ran 2nd
race 5 his 3-5 selection WON ! !  bowing
race 6 his top pick, the favorite ran 4th

    for those who paid  dollar for these selections, I will save ya $5:
    1) bet the favorite
    2) tell everyone Nance is touting him
    3) throw tickets on the ground


race 7 his top pick, 2nd favorite rand 2nd
race 8 his top pick, even money favorite -- WINNER  beer
race 9 his top pick, take a guess, your are correct, favorite -- 5th
race 10 his ** rated selection, 5th

Heard he begged JMD for $2, who was busy lip locking with his motown girlfriend

race 11 Hold on now, he picked a winner and it paid $15.60

race 12 after paying JMD back his $2, his top selection was 5th
race 13 oooooppssss not getting out this race, top selection was 8th
race 14 looking it up on the web site the next day so he could get some sleep to prepare for the Sunday Big Meadowlands card, his selection finished 2nd.

To the king of handicappers  trophy
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 07:05:35 PM »

LMFAO!!!!! But I am sure he said he won for the night somehow!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 07:09:29 PM »

LMFAO!!!!! But I am sure he said he won for the night somehow!!!

Of course, that's how it works !

He touts half the field and win his 3rd pick wins Him and his circle jerk friends start doing the happy nance dance
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 07:13:15 PM »

Of course, that's how it works !

He touts half the field and win his 3rd pick wins Him and his circle jerk friends start doing the happy nance dance
And breaks his arm patting himself on the back on the site!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 07:15:50 PM »

What if someone were to ONLY bet his ** bets?  Looks like they show a profit every night.  No?
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 07:17:27 PM »

Haha, whats the point of paying $5 for picks that are eventually going to be favourites? Not hard to check the tote board and put your $5 on the favourite to win, rather give it to the Nances.
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 07:17:42 PM »

What if someone were to ONLY bet his ** bets?  Looks like they show a profit every night.  No?
Not from Sat. Neither hit the board!
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 07:25:16 PM »

Haha, whats the point of paying $5 for picks that are eventually going to be favourites? Not hard to check the tote board and put your $5 on the favourite to win, rather give it to the Nances.

I received in my email all their picks last Friday.  I don't follow him as close as you do, but all I know is that his best bet that night paid $30.  I have no interest either way, but I'm just saying.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 07:26:00 PM »

IMO, if you need to pay for someones picks, you should not be gambling anyway!
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 07:27:54 PM »

IMO, if you need to pay for someones picks, you should not be gambling anyway!

That may be, but thats an entirely separate issue.
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 07:34:13 PM »

That may be, but thats an entirely separate issue.

True that; people would pay money to get opinions and information about the horses in the race so it gives you a better idea how the race might unfold and who the horses are.

If you pay just for basic simple picks and you being a degenerate as well, then thats a different issue and should not even be gambling.
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 07:44:00 PM »

What if someone were to ONLY bet his ** bets?  Looks like they show a profit every night.  No?
Not on Saturday night as shown on this thread.There were 2 ** plays.
They both lost.
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 07:47:08 PM »

IMO, if you need to pay for someones picks, you should not be gambling anyway!
You have to look at his targeted customers.
The average intelligence of the typical *** poster has to be slightly below the level of retardation.
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 07:50:04 PM »

You have to look at his targeted customers.
The average intelligence of the typical *** poster has to be slightly below the level of retardation.

doh  How could I forget about that!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 09:08:01 PM »

Dan asked me post this so people can get the real picture instead of half truths.



Here's my weekend re-cap for the Big M. that was avaible at www.hometrackadvantage.com

   Total winners 12

   Best bet of the day horses..... 3 winners  $30.80....$15.80....$9.20
   Two best bets finished second.

   5 exacta's posted ice cold paying as much as $174
   Several other exacta's posted boxing top 3 rated horses or keying top rated horse on top or second.
   Trifecta's easily hitable using top rated horse and the other two top rated horses if you have a clue how to bet. 

   Pick 4 and Pick 3's could be hit using only top three rated horses at a small expense. Pick 4 Saturday night paid $2,974.

   ALSO, please note that the other top handicapper at hometrackadvantage gave out several "spot play" winners.

   It was a good weekend looking forward to next week. Now it's time to spend the rest of the day with the family so take care, have fun,  and " GOOD RACING" !!!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2009, 09:09:10 PM »

of course he asked you to post this. He reads more here than he does at the other place!!!
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 09:11:41 PM »

of course he asked you to post this. He reads more here than he does at the other place!!!

 You guys make sure you read every word he posts on *** i guess that makes everyone even.

Dan asked me post this so people can get the real picture instead of half truths.



Here's my weekend re-cap for the Big M. that was avaible at www.hometrackadvantage.com

   Total winners 12

   Best bet of the day horses..... 3 winners  $30.80....$15.80....$9.20
   Two best bets finished second.

   5 exacta's posted ice cold paying as much as $174
   Several other exacta's posted boxing top 3 rated horses or keying top rated horse on top or second.
   Trifecta's easily hitable using top rated horse and the other two top rated horses if you have a clue how to bet. 

   Pick 4 and Pick 3's could be hit using only top three rated horses at a small expense. Pick 4 Saturday night paid $2,974.

   ALSO, please note that the other top handicapper at hometrackadvantage gave out several "spot play" winners.

   It was a good weekend looking forward to next week. Now it's time to spend the rest of the day with the family so take care, have fun,  and " GOOD RACING" !!!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 09:13:37 PM »

You guys make sure you read every word he posts on *** i guess that makes everyone even.

Dan asked me post this so people can get the real picture instead of half truths.



Here's my weekend re-cap for the Big M. that was avaible at www.hometrackadvantage.com

   Total winners 12

   Best bet of the day horses..... 3 winners  $30.80....$15.80....$9.20
   Two best bets finished second.

   5 exacta's posted ice cold paying as much as $174
   Several other exacta's posted boxing top 3 rated horses or keying top rated horse on top or second.
   Trifecta's easily hitable using top rated horse and the other two top rated horses if you have a clue how to bet. 

   Pick 4 and Pick 3's could be hit using only top three rated horses at a small expense. Pick 4 Saturday night paid $2,974.

   ALSO, please note that the other top handicapper at hometrackadvantage gave out several "spot play" winners.

   It was a good weekend looking forward to next week. Now it's time to spend the rest of the day with the family so take care, have fun,  and " GOOD RACING" !!!!!!
No I could care a less what he has to say. better tell him to stop reading here so he doesn't lose his mind again! You know like last time and calling racetracks, and trying to talk to announcers! it has happened once it can happen again
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2009, 09:38:32 PM »

DAN NANCE = PSYCHO GOOF!!

 screwy  screwy  screwy

 Grin  Grin  Tongue  Grin  Grin 
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »

having fun   are you still alive   i am



hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha
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macdaddi wins again what else is new!!!
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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 12:32:17 AM »

DAN NANCE = PSYCHO GOOF!!

 screwy  screwy  screwy

 Grin  Grin  Tongue  Grin  Grin 

IO what's wrong you getting tired of attacking macdaddi so now it's back to bashing my brother? i thought you stopped that years ago.

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   They'll never bust me! 
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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 12:35:49 AM »



 p.s.
   They'll never bust me! 


Weren't you " BUSTED " for using M99 ?
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 07:28:08 AM »

No I could care a less what he has to say. better tell him to stop reading here so he doesn't lose his mind again! You know like last time and calling racetracks, and trying to talk to announcers! it has happened once it can happen again
Don't want those god awful kidney stones to attack the nincompoop again.
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 07:59:35 AM »

This is even better than  I could have imagined.

There was a wager as to the over / under as to when Dan would make a comment since he is probably one of the top 5 viewers of Barn To Wire.

He gets his brother Scott, the one that had the multilple M99 positives ( as commented by Dan ) to post here.

We are going to need a ruling by the judges as to whether Scott posting on Dan's behalf counts.

GOOD MORNING DAN  nyah
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 08:17:38 AM »

Check out the web site Home track Advantage.

Look at what you get
1) Nance picking Meadowlands, Balmoral, Maywood. Dan will give insight on wagering on a majority of favorites, pick 50% of the field, Actually pick a winner every once in awhile that pays decent, and and and have his brother Scotty post on here for him. That is the lamest of them all. Dan, you look like a bigger moron than me. Ya wanna say something post it. You act like a girl in high school who doesn't want to talk to Suzy cuz she sall her talking to Billy Bob in the cafeteria.
2) Northfield selections, web site states it will resume on Friday night. I guess the site was unable to get the breakfast shift off at Burger King to do tonights card. Ummm those tater tots are good
3) Horses to watch --- BLANK
4) FREE sports play. Big weekend the kid had. Picked the Eagles and Super Bowl bound Ravens to win.

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