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Author Topic: SCOTT THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO CALI--- SONG  (Read 1328 times)
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« on: November 01, 2005, 09:45:43 PM »

              SCOTT THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO CALI

THE DEVIL SCOTT WENT DOWN TO CALI, HE WAS LOOKING FOR A BETTER JOB DEAL,
HE WAS IN A BIND 'COS HE WAS BETTING BLIND: HE WAS WILLIN TO LISTEN TO ALAN BEALS
WHEN HE CAME ACROSS KIM HANKINS BETTIN' ON LONGSHOTS PLAYING AND SAYIN' IT WAS HOT, AND THE OTHER DEVIL PLANO JUMPED UPON A HICKORY STUMP AND SAID: "SCOTT LET ME TELL YOU WHAT"

"I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I'M A CHALK PLAYER TOO.

"AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE, I'LL MAKE A BET FOR YOU.

" I BET A YIDDISH GOLD COIN AGAINST YOUR SOUL, COS' I THINK IM A BETTER ANNOUNCER THAN YOU.
THE BOY SAID: MY NAME'S JOHNNY JOHNSON AND IT MIGHT BE A SIN,
"BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR BET, SCOTT YOUR GONNA REGRET, 'COS IM THE BEST OWNER THAT'S EVER BEEN

JOHNNY J YOU ROSIN UP YOUR MONEY-CLIP AND PLAY YOUR FIDDLE HARD.
'COS HELLS BROKE LOOSE IN CHI-TOWN AND THE DEVIL SCOTT DEALS IT HARD
AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET THIS SHINY GELDING 2-YEAR-OLD
BUT IF YOU LOSE, BALMORAL GETS YOUR SOUL.

THE DEVIL SCOTT OPENED UP HIS BINOCULAR CASE AND SAID: "I'LL START THIS SHOW
AND FIRE FLEW FROM HIS FINGERTIPS AS HE RUBBED ON BETRUETOUS'S BOW.
AND HE PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN AND TOOK AN EVIL PISS
THEN A BAND OF SCOTTS FANS JOINED IN AND IT SOUNDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS. (THE GREEN THE RED THE BLUE)
WHEN THE DEVIL SCOTT FINISHED, JOHNNY J. SAID: "WELL YOURE PRETTY GOOD OL'SON
"BUT IF YOU'LL SIT DOWN SCOTT IN THAT CHAIR, RIGHT THERE, AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

HE'S FIRE'N IN AT THE WINDOWS, RUN CHALKS RUN.
THE DEVIL SCOTT IS IN THE CLUB HOUSE BETTIN CAL-EXPO TILL THE RISIN'SUN
CHICKEN IN THE BREAD PIN, SCOTT KICKIN' OUT DOUGH.
"BOB FARRINGTON, IS YOUR HORSE JUICED?
"NO, SCOTT, NO"

THE DEVIL SCOTT BANGED HIS HEAD BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HE'D BEEN BEAT
HE LAID THAT GOLDEN VOUCHER ON THE GROUND AT JOHNNY JOHNSTONS FEET.
JOHNNY J. SAID: "SCOTT YOU DEVIL JUST COME BACK IF YOU EVER WANT A JOB AGAIN.

AND HE PLAYED FIRE IN THE ANNOUNCERS BOOTH AT CAL-ALPO, RUN, SCOTT, RUN.
THE DEVIL SCOTT IS IN THE CLUB HOUSE LOSING HIS ASS TIL' THE RISIN' SUN.
CHICKEN TO BET LONGSHOTS, SCOTTS PICKIN' OUT MORE DOUGH
"VIVIAN, DOES RAMBLIN WILLIE BITE?"
"NO, SCOTT, NO"
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 10:45:54 PM »

 Dehrlich went to Cali, lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind, left mommelah behind, would have jumped at the first bad deal
then he went to the pancake house, where all the drivers set up races
he thought to himself, well goddamn, I can get my daughter braces
and then the white booted man jumped up and got in Scotty's way
he said "I may like me little boys but hell no way I'm gay
well Scott shot up to his feet and three times clicked his heels
and told the man I really do love to bet on all them six horse fields

Scott said he'd bet all of mama's gelt, if he lost he'd really have to tighten up his belt
Scott said to the man that gamblin' was a sin
the man said if don't you know the result's  already in

Hensley just look out and watch your peers stiff hard
nearly ev'ry race they can on ev'ry evenin's card
just the minute you think that you've got the big race won
here comes Mean Gene by you, laughin' for his fun
and if you thought that his steed's tendons  did bow
it's how they race with a sluggin' of D M S O

Super, here's an additional chorus for your song.  Enjoy, but I can't top the master.  TC
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2005, 02:18:37 AM »

So did the OL' TANKER. He also went to CALI to see if he could meet a gal named Sally.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2005, 04:04:00 PM »

 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Sad Shocked 8) Huh Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss Cry


Thanks Guys
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 05:02:12 PM »

...to the tune of Madonna's 'Papa Don't Preach'

Scotty don't leave, Tom is losing sleep
Scotty don't leave, Tom's in trouble deep
'cuz he's making up cards, he's defraudin' old ladies
oh defraudin' old ladies

He says it's no big thing
To the DOI he'll never sing
maybe he'll be allright
to go to Maywood tonight

but Dan *** keeps telling him to give it up
saying he's too stupid, so give it up
what he needs right now is some good advice, so please

Scotty don't leave, Tom's in trouble deep
Scotty don't leave, $200 was his to keep
'cuz he's made up his mind, to defraud old ladies
oh defraud old ladies

Scotty, Scotty, if you could only see
just how bad Tom is up a tree
you'd give him some of mom's money right now, so please

Scotty don't leave, Tom's in trouble deep
Scotty don't leave, we haven't heard a peep
"cuz he's made up his mind, no more bogus WCs
no more bogus WCs, oh ,oh,
fade out

TC

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