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Author Topic: This one's older than I am.  (Read 729 times)
edwarren
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« on: January 29, 2006, 12:35:28 PM »

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender,

"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

Oh yeah?"said Charlie "And how did this! one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit."

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off stride
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2006, 12:40:09 PM »

a young recently married woman was discussing her pregnancy with her friends... one asked her..is it a boy or girl?...how can you tell?.. asked the new bride.. her friend replied..if you were on top..you are going to have a girl...if your husband was on top..you are having a boy...what are you having?... the blushing bride retorted....puppies!!!
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edwarren
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2006, 01:26:06 PM »

Ah. ha. Ha.. Another irish one:

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go t o heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against
the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father. The priest said, "I don't believe this.
You mean to tell
me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh,
when I die, yes.
I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2006, 06:22:42 PM »

how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Huh?  just one, but the lightbulb has to really really want to change.
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off stride
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2006, 08:40:51 PM »

i once owned a harness horse...he raced till he was five..and in every race, he started from post 5.. till one day he keeled over... i axed the vet ...'what did 5 hole die from???... he said...carbon monoxide poisoning!!
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CLOCKERTERRY
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2006, 08:50:35 PM »

i once owned a harness horse...he raced till he was five..and in every race, he started from post 5.. till one day he keeled over... i axed the vet ...'what did 5 hole die from???... he said...carbon monoxide poisoning!!

Off Stride you have to remember there's people on this forum who pay zero attention to harness racing. I had to think about that one for awhile.
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