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[edwardwilliam]

EW, I'll make you a deal.  If you know any trolls and convince them go give up the ghost, I'll guarantee you that everyone will be nice toward you and your friends.  You have nothing to prove to me or Dan and are an esteemed member of this forum.  I'd find it hard to believe that you'd be caught up in trolling because you're one smart cookie.  We go nuts when the trolls play their b.s. games and they start all the downhill slides this forum experiences.  Good luck in your endeavors. TC

That's for the nice comments, TC.  You're a smart feller as well.

Obviously (at least to me), I don't troll.  To my knowledge (and after all, you never know), I don't know any current trolls.  I am fairly certain I knew one on the old board -- but he was not close to me.

I would love nothing more than to rid this board of trolls.  I nearly certain that it's not possible (without heavy editing -- which obviously doesn't work without killing a board), however, so I'm not going to concern myself with it...

Best,
EW

[TC]

Wow TC (or whatever you call yourself)
What an honor you bestow on ew.
Your royal highness, please, please make me a member of your esteemed forum.
Please my royal gossip queen?

Stop dude, you're making yourself look really silly now.  You are more closed than a fake insurance policy.  TC

[emp]

A former insurance salesman walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone," they replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything."

"Well we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job." He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks - one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00.

"How in the world did you do that?" they asked.

"I told you I'm the worlds best salesman. I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"

"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

The former insurance salesman was gone about six hours and they were fixing to close when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this one is Mr. White's."

"That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn in Matteson, Illinois, and they were having a horsemen's meeting, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"