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John Frank
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« on: January 01, 2006, 06:42:27 AM »

To start off this New Year,John Frank will preach and use BTW as his forum. Jesus went to the temple and lo and behold the steps were swarming with bookies and gamblers. He could not even enter temple to worship as everything was blocked with racing form sellers,trainers,owners,riders all juiced for afternoon races. What did Jesus do. He swore at the top of his lungs,flung tables loaded with horse paraphanalia and betting slips all over the place. He even punched a bookies and bettors. And the profanity. Never before was it heard in such length and volumn and never has it been heard since in such vulgarity. So for all you southern Baptist praise the Lord idiots shove it where the sun don't shine. If it was good enough for Jesus,it damn well is good enough for me.
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 10:12:06 AM »

To start off this New Year,John Frank will preach and use BTW as his forum. Jesus went to the temple and lo and behold the steps were swarming with bookies and gamblers. He could not even enter temple to worship as everything was blocked with racing form sellers,trainers,owners,riders all juiced for afternoon races. What did Jesus do. He swore at the top of his lungs,flung tables loaded with horse paraphanalia and betting slips all over the place. He even punched a bookies and bettors. And the profanity. Never before was it heard in such length and volumn and never has it been heard since in such vulgarity. So for all you southern Baptist praise the Lord idiots shove it where the sun don't shine. If it was good enough for Jesus,it damn well is good enough for me.




Your a fawkin idiot
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 12:07:59 PM »




Your a fawkin idiot

ALCOHOL WILL DO THAT TO YA...
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 07:18:40 PM »

To start off this New Year,John Frank will preach and use BTW as his forum. Jesus went to the temple and lo and behold the steps were swarming with bookies and gamblers. He could not even enter temple to worship as everything was blocked with racing form sellers,trainers,owners,riders all juiced for afternoon races. What did Jesus do. He swore at the top of his lungs,flung tables loaded with horse paraphanalia and betting slips all over the place. He even punched a bookies and bettors. And the profanity. Never before was it heard in such length and volumn and never has it been heard since in such vulgarity. So for all you southern Baptist praise the Lord idiots shove it where the sun don't shine. If it was good enough for Jesus,it damn well is good enough for me.

As I recall, he got pissed off and rode in on a MULE. He owned the world's fastest mule.

Mainly, John, he was pissed off at his mates, because THEY hated everybody and I don't mean the temple Jews either, but his desert cronies at that, all bent on taking over, to make way for a SUN GOD. LIGHT, John, they were into LIGHT. SUNLIGHT. And it just about says so, reading between the lines, if you know where to look.

Most people are not interested in where people hide Bibles or Bibles, generally. It's a very bloody tail.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2006, 06:48:01 AM »

Jesus was stiffed by a bookie on his superfecta bet. You don't stiff Jesus!
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