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Author Topic: Racing Joke (tad dirty)  (Read 1460 times)
Stat Man Steve
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« on: November 12, 2005, 11:38:51 PM »

I wrote a racing joke yesterday, had to share it.  Tad naughty tho.  No, not about anybody in particular Wink

What do you call it when a rider loses a race by standing up before the finish wire to celebrate?

Premature Jock Elation!    Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2005, 12:51:45 AM »

I chuckled at that one...
And I will back ya on the positive Paulik test post.... The link was up but then ya had to sign in to DRF.COM...Im too lazy so your info was appriciated
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2005, 04:05:24 PM »

Thanks for the humor 
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2005, 05:21:52 PM »

Good one!  My husband beat you to it.  One day we were driving home from a trip and we had to come to a dead stop for a while.  (workers on the road)  thef guy in the car in front of us got out, took off his jacket, got in.  Got back out and put on his jacket.  My husband said "premature jacketlation."
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2005, 04:11:32 PM »

I wrote a racing joke yesterday, had to share it.  Tad naughty tho.  No, not about anybody in particular Wink

What do you call it when a rider loses a race by standing up before the finish wire to celebrate?

Premature Jock Elation!    Cheesy

reminds me of the time Willie Shoemaker was riding 'GALLANT MAN' in the KY Derby...he shot a big wad for a little man! Wink
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most of the time....anticipation is greater than realization!
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2005, 11:13:56 AM »

IT IS SAID THAT 1 KID OUT OF FOUR IN HIGHSCHOOL IS HAVING SEX...DO YOU KNOW WHY THE OTHER 3 ARENT?Huh


ANSWER....TEACHER SHORTAGE
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