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Author Topic: Rucker is coming to town!  (Read 2560 times)
swoodall
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« on: December 12, 2005, 01:32:16 PM »

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Right down Meadowlands lane,
Manzi, Miller favorite killers,
Pulling on the reins,

Saturdays pk4 needed a big score,
Wheeled him on both ends,
Watched and wailed,
As Manzi failed,
His chalks can't seem to win,
Ooh,

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Gout medication in hand,
No more cocaine,
Hard to explain,
To the longtime racing fans,

His soda's baking,
Detention waiting,
It's not a bother to him,
When he needs some cash,
He shoves it up their ass,
And pays 18.40 to win,    (Caps Classic)
Ooh,

Here goes Rucker,
Here goes Rucker,
Taking his horses away,
Johnny's stealing,
Langley's feeling,
Springfield has had their say,

No help will happen,
While recapture's zappin,
The purses we had in place,
If your a chemistry man,
Why risk a lifetime ban,
For 1500 dollars a race!

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2005, 01:39:22 PM »

 Great work s-man. I give it an A+. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2005, 01:52:44 PM »

Pretty F-in good man!
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swoodall
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2005, 01:58:24 PM »

Thanks Superman,  I was inspired by you and TC.  I use to do these kind of parodies in the 80's while underway on a nuclear submarine.  I have 6 years worth of material mostly anti-Navy themes.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2005, 02:01:36 PM »

Man was that great.
Nice job!
I needed a good laugh


Mike-Massachusetts
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2005, 02:23:00 PM »

bravo
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2005, 02:27:58 PM »

u a dickhead to steve just like dan
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keep the fight up ken it ant over i hope u useing the rope a dope im getting worried!!!
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2005, 03:39:21 PM »

C3po I mean ruckerfan in one of the other threads you claim you don't bet!  B.S.!!!  Rucker doesn't hang around with non-gamblers.  So you either have never met him (most likely) or you are c3po using a new screen name.  You have stopped the god references and Sunday preaching though, while you of course gamble your ass off.  C3po was a hypocrite,  Ruckerfan is a need-to-get-a-life ass kissing loser.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2005, 05:10:18 PM »

That was the best one yet on btw.  Very good.  Encore!
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2005, 05:33:17 PM »

its gold
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2005, 05:35:10 PM »

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Right down Meadowlands lane,
Manzi, Miller favorite killers,
Pulling on the reins,

Saturdays pk4 needed a big score,
Wheeled him on both ends,
Watched and wailed,
As Manzi failed,
His chalks can't seem to win,
Ooh,

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Gout medication in hand,
No more cocaine,
Hard to explain,
To the longtime racing fans,

His soda's baking,
Detention waiting,
It's not a bother to him,
When he needs some cash,
He shoves it up their ass,
And pays 18.40 to win,    (Caps Classic)
Ooh,

Here goes Rucker,
Here goes Rucker,
Taking his horses away,
Johnny's stealing,
Langley's feeling,
Springfield has had their say,

No help will happen,
While recapture's zappin,
The purses we had in place,
If your a chemistry man,
Why risk a lifetime ban,
For 1500 dollars a race!


No fair, Steve.  You come into the arena of song parodies and hit a grand slam on your 1st try.  Well done my friend.  Hope all in the Woodall clan enjoy a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.  Now, if some of us can cash a $100 TRI wheel on a Rucker horse, it'll be a Happy Holidays too.  TC
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2005, 05:35:54 PM »

I SMELL A GRAMMY NOMINATION...
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2005, 05:45:48 PM »

 Are the measuring how big a DIXK they have?Huh
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2005, 07:24:52 AM »

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Right down Meadowlands lane,
Manzi, Miller favorite killers,
Pulling on the reins,

Saturdays pk4 needed a big score,
Wheeled him on both ends,
Watched and wailed,
As Manzi failed,
His chalks can't seem to win,
Ooh,

Here comes Rucker,
Here comes Rucker,
Gout medication in hand,
No more cocaine,
Hard to explain,
To the longtime racing fans,

His soda's baking,
Detention waiting,
It's not a bother to him,
When he needs some cash,
He shoves it up their ass,
And pays 18.40 to win,    (Caps Classic)
Ooh,

Here goes Rucker,
Here goes Rucker,
Taking his horses away,
Johnny's stealing,
Langley's feeling,
Springfield has had their say,

No help will happen,
While recapture's zappin,
The purses we had in place,
If your a chemistry man,
Why risk a lifetime ban,
For 1500 dollars a race!



Steve:

     Masterful work, my friend. TC and you should be in Vegas writing songs for the "stars." LOL. Good job, now if we could find the Eddie Don't Preach song writer, you two guys together could write a top twenty single. I was given credit for doing the Tom Wendt version of Papa Don’t Preach but can barely write my thesis for my college writing class a while back. LOL. Song writing certainly is not one of my stronger points.  I was talking with TC the other day and told him that I really hope one of you guys can come up with a good parody for the IRB and Johnston's. Now that would be an accomplishment. LOL. Put your thinking caps on and see what you two guys can come up with. I need a good laugh after watching last nights Maywood races and seeing these cripples go around in a circle. One race in particular that I watch had three out of the six horses make breaks. Sheesh, how long is the state vet going to allow these poor animals to race when they can’t even stay pacing? I guess he must be trying to accommodate the Gestapo. I thought that maybe they cared about the poor sole in the grandstand betting his cash but I guess not. Doc must be scratching his bald head with every horse that can stand up shipping the hell out of here. Good for him, I hope they all leave and he gets what he deserves. Have a great holiday and pursue either Capitol or A&M Record Companies, you have a hidden talent. LOL

Best Regards,
Joseph M. Dakuras
(A UNLV Runnin Rebel For Life)
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swoodall
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2005, 12:42:11 AM »

Joe

Thanks for the compliment.  If the stewards,  Doc, IRB,  or Langley actually cared about the physical condition of the horses that are racing here,  they would hand down suspensions to the morons driving these lame mules who park them out and then beat them incessantly down the stretch.  A horse that can barely stand gets pounded for succumbing to the pain and giving up!  They are more concerned about having a full field to bet than a horse breaking down in a race!
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« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2005, 06:31:52 PM »

Did anyone notice my prediction in the Dane /Roth thread and profit on BTW/Dane winners last weekend at the Meadowlands?  Marsh overdrove their horse in the 11/12th at Maywood last Friday but the horse still improved.  On Saturday Widger all most got Franco Thunder home too.  I asked why don't Ken help a former employee and other Chicago trainers get a win for Christmas?  I missed the 10k pk3!!!  Merry Christmas Ken(Mark)!  Stick it to New Jersey in 2006!!!
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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2005, 09:32:25 PM »

GOOD WORK

Merry Christmas

Heede
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2012, 07:40:30 PM »

Its an oldie but a goodie. trophy

And it is Christmas time again. thumbs up
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2012, 11:07:12 PM »

Its an oldie but a goodie. trophy

And it is Christmas time again. thumbs up

Outstanding !!!!
Its 7 years later and nothing has changed.
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2012, 11:29:56 PM »

Dang I even had to bust a move to it!

Swoo that's very good chit!
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